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The Far Cry 3 Guys Are Making A JRPG, And It’s Gorgeous
Behold Child of Light, an upcoming JRPG from the creative minds behind Far Cry 3. It looks just lovely And… wait… did I just type “JRPG” and “Far Cry 3″ in the same sentence? Yep, I did. This game is the work of Far Cry 3 creative director Patrick Plourde and lead writer Jeffrey Yohalem,…
By Kirk Hamilton Published September 10, 2013 -
Are You Man (Or Woman) Enough To Try 23 Year-Old Mario Food?
$450. That’s all that stands between you and a date with destiny. And, most likely, a hospital bed. An eBay seller is trying to offload a box of Super Mario Bros. 3 “Assorted Real Fruit Snacks”. From 1990. Sure, they’re mint in box – somehow -but 23 years is a long time, even taking preservatives…
By Luke Plunkett Published September 10, 2013 -
Yikes! Sales Chart Predicts Gaming Doom For Sony And Nintendo.
Hi, gamers! Were you having a good day today? If so, I apologize for bumming you out, but here’s a chart from a statistical analysis of the sales of Nintendo and Sony console and hardware sales. The chart is one of a batch crafted by Asymco researcher and former Nokia analyst Horace Dediu, who, sadly,…
By Stephen Totilo Published September 9, 2013 -
It looks like the Pilotwings stage will be a great one in Super Smash Bros. Wii U Mario probably freaked out when he realized he’s on a plane, chased by The Villager, who doesn’t seem to care much about the heights. Dayshot is an image-based feature that runs every morning, showcasing some of the prettiest,funniest…
By Gergo Vas Published September 9, 2013 -
Nintendo’s Official Wii U Facebook Page Gets A Weird Name Change
Here’s an odd e-mail that those of us who “like” Nintendo’s official Wii U Facebook page received today. Are you thinking what I first thought when I got that? They couldn’t be thinking about…they wouldn’t change the name… no way, right? Nintendo of America president Reggie Fils-Aime told Kotaku just a couple of weeks ago…
By Stephen Totilo Published September 7, 2013 -
‘On a Path to Irrelevance’: Atari founding father Nolan Bushnell, who knows a thing or two about failed consoles,thinks Nintendo is pinched. The hardware it does well—handheld gaming-only devices—”don’t make sense” compared to tablets or mobile phones. And he thinks the Wii U’s target audience is limited.
By Owen Good Published September 7, 2013 -
Nintendo 64 Games Had Some Of The Best Glitches
The graphics of early 3D games such as Donkey Kong 64, Conker’s Bad Fur Day or The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina Of Time on the Nintendo 64 are just perfect for silly, glitchy corruptions that have become an artform lately, thanks to the one and only Vinesauce Vidya on YouTube (who we’ve featured a few…
By Gergo Vas Published September 6, 2013 -
Starting today, Super Mario Galaxy 2, New Super Mario Bros. Wii and Wii Sports Resort are just $29.99 each. That’s the value equivalent of paying $10 for a non-first-party Wii game. Imagine how cheap they’ll be when the Wii U’s successor has been out for almost a year!
By Mike Fahey Published September 6, 2013 -
Don’t Forget: There’s Another Hair-Whipping Platformer On The Way
It’s easy to lose sight of the next Shantae game with all the hoopla over the next-next one, but developer Wayforward is here to remind us (with a trailer, no less) that Shantae and the Pirate’s Curse is still very much a thing. This installment of the retro-esque platformer series will have the belly-dancing half-genie…
By András Neltz Published September 6, 2013 -
An N64 Controller That’s Too Pretty To Use
Zoki64, the creator of this beauty, calls it the “Finger Print Magnet64″—and I’m sure it’s obvious why. This thing is so glossy that you probably smudge it just by looking at it! I’m not even sure I’d want to actually use this controller. It’s too pretty, but that shouldn’t be a surprise: Zoki64’s work often…
By Patricia Hernandez Published September 5, 2013 -
Canadian Pikmin Stunt Looks Like a Nintendo Fever Dream Come To Life
Nintendo’s Canadian branch recently outfitted some people in Pikmin garb and jumped a pink Pikmin vehicle off a ramp, at the risk of giving children and adults nightmares. Surely I’m not the only one who feels like I’m having a fever dream while watching this? Or is this how the world looks if you do…
By Stephen Totilo Published September 5, 2013 -
The Wii U grows exponentially more interesting, with the addition of outstanding modern platformer Giana Sisters: Twisted Dreams and classic role-playing game Breath of Fire II in today’s Nintendo Download. What other wonders lurk in this week’s selection of digital downloads? Behold!
By Mike Fahey Published September 5, 2013 -
Kotaku East
The Updated Bravely Default isn’t Just ‘For the Sequel’
You have to give Square Enix points for honesty; Bravely Default: For the Sequel wears its primary intentions right on its sleeve. I mean, it’s right in the title: “For the Sequel.” The new updated version of the original Bravely Default: Flying Fairy is currently being developed in parallel to the game’s upcoming as-of-yet untitled…
By Toshi Nakamura Published September 5, 2013 -
Vladimir Putin Is An Artist
While visiting a school in Russia’s Kurgan region, President Putin drew this. It’s not what you probably think it is. Apparently. When a student asked him what he drew, Putin replied that it was a cat from behind. Oh. I thought it was a vagina. Or a penis. Or a vagina penis. Just think of…
By Brian Ashcraft Published September 5, 2013 -
Kotaku East
Sales of The Wonderful 101 in Japan are not very wonderful. According to 4Gamer, Platinum Games’ latest sold only a little over 5,000 copies on its first day out in Japan, not even making the top 20, one week later. The Wonderful 101 arrives in the US on the 15th of this month. Hopefully it…
By Toshi Nakamura Published September 5, 2013 -
14 Minutes of Watch Dogs Looking Like One of 2013’s Best New Games
One of my colleagues has been swooning over this new video of Watch Dogs. You should check it, too! The nearly 15-minute video shows a version of what I saw of the game last May—a section of Ubisoft’s open-world adventure that helps explain why this is one of the big fall video games we’re most…
By Stephen Totilo Published September 4, 2013 -
Stan Lee Has All The Power In LEGO Marvel Super Heroes
Stan “The Man” Lee might just be a walk-on in LEGO Marvel Super Heroes but, boy, he gets to rock on with unimaginable power. It’s like Molecule Man and the Beyonder had a baby, and that baby was Mimic but looked like Stan Lee. I could have explained that better. When you’ve got more than…
By Mike Fahey Published September 4, 2013 -
Taking A Chalk Yoshi Into The Streets Is No Laughing Matter
Drawing a realistic 3D Yoshi from Mario Kart with chalk is one thing, but the way the fine folks at the AweMeChannel animated and put him into a real-life street scene is quite spectacular. Check out the video below to see how they unleashed a fast and furious Yoshi on an unsuspecting neighborhood. Mario Kart…
By Gergo Vas Published September 4, 2013