Nothing Sells A Game Like A Woman Covered In Cow Dung

You probably shouldn't watch this.

Not if you don't want to be struck by the irresistible urge to fly to England and purchase a copy of Harvest Moon: A New Beginning, one of the few defenses against being showered with cow poop. At least that's what I'm taking away from the advertisement.

We can argue all day about whether or not it's technically dung when it's in liquid form, but really it's just more polite to say "covered in cow dung" than "splattered with bovine diarrhea." At least that's what my mom used to tell me.

Now that I think about it, you probably shouldn't read this article either.

Oooo, it's the exclusive Hama Bean edition!

Harvest Moon A New Beginning - Life On The Farm [YouTube - Thanks, Pappa G, I guess]