The GameCube Controller Lives On in the Hands of Fake Gamers
Next month's release of the Wii U marks the end of the GameCube's distinctive controller as a method for manipulating…
Fake Gamer of the Week: Attack of the Electric Neon Tentacle Monster
"What, it's just harmless anime! It's not like helpless school girls are ever attacked by lascivious multi-tentacled…
Fake Gamer of the Week: Watch Out, She's About to Unleash Her Super Move
That sly look. The firm grip on the joystick. The dramatic pause. No, she's not flirting with you. She's warning you.…
Fake Gamer of the Week: If She's Going to Play With You Clowns She Might as Well Look the Part
She's a female gamer. She's an attractive Asian woman. She's not exactly the core demographic for a competitive online…
Fake Gamer of the Week: I Sure Hope There's Not a Sexy Cyborg Standing Behind Me
You've all been there. You're sitting there against a black backdrop, playing Call of Honor or Medal of Duty or…
Fake Gamer of the Week: Girl Who Stores Game Controllers In Her Underwear
We've all been there, Girl Who Stores Game Controllers In Her Underwear. Sometimes, it gets really hot outside. You're…
Fake Gamer of the Week: Don't Laugh, She Never Learned How to Use a Couch
She's a model. She's a gamer. She's a nuclear physicist. She's an incredibly accomplished young woman.
Fake Gamers of the Week: People Saving Their Friends From The Most Sickening Scene In Video Games
In the horror game Dead Space 2, there is... a scene. This scene.
Fake Gamer of the Week: Ragequitting Baby
We've all been there, Ragequitting Baby. You're playing a quick round of capture the flag online, and there's this guy…
Fake Gamer of the Week: Don't Trust the Pretty Redhead, Mr. Orange
Being an orange is hard. You grow up on a tree, surrounded by friends, only to be plucked at your ripest, crated, and…
Fake Gamer Of The Week: Grandpa Just Saw Aeris Die
Oh, no. Grandpa. That look in your eyes. That clenched grimace. That loose, delicate grip on your controller's…
Fake Gamer Of The Week: I Wish I Were Dead
How... how could this be? I had it. I really thought I had it.
Fake Gamer of the Week: Little Girl Who Just Found Porn On Her Brother's DS
Oh, Little Girl Who Just Found Porn On Her Brother's DS. I'm so sorry this happened to you. On behalf of brothers…
Fake Gamers of the Week: A Couple Too Beautiful For This World
Joy. Bliss. Serenity.
Fake Gamer of the Week: Enthusiastic Guy With Incredibly Supportive Girlfriend
I can't help but admire you, Enthusiastic Guy With Incredibly Supportive Girlfriend. You've really got it going on:…
Fake Gamer of the Week: Why Can't Techno Soldier Control His Rage?
What made Techno Soldier so angry? Was it an unfortunate round of Call of Duty? Did someone call his mother nasty…
Fake Gamers of the Week: That Can't Be A Comfortable Way To Play
To see these two boys playing video games is to see true brotherly love, the kind of unparalleled passion that can only…
Fake Gamers of the Week: Bored Blonde Teenagers with Mismatched Controllers
If only I were younger. If only I were more bored and more blonde. If only I didn't have this damnable compulsion to…