11:16 AM

Lottie from Animal Crossing joins the Amiibo army today. She’s a Target exclusive in the States (Best Buy in Canada). I know this because I am a well-informed member of the gaming press, and not because I was at Target when they opened this morning, dammit.

1:23 PM

Hatsune Miku: Project Mirai DX for 3DS gets a special launch edition—and a four month delay. Originally due out next f***ing week, the game will now arrive on September 8 in North America and three days later in Europe, packed in a retail box full of stupid crap to try and make fans feel better. It’s not working.

3:45 PM

There is no escaping pumpkin spice. Every year it gets worse. Pumpkin spice cookies. Pumpkin spice coffee. Pumpkin spice blood in your pumpkin spice veins. OfficialComedy's trailer for Pumpkin Spice: The Movie brings the horror home.