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Shrimp Blogger

To: Taco Bell

From: Owen

Fuck you, Taco Bell, I’m the first to blog this Pacific Shrimp Taco thing, not your stupid-ass Bear Grylls food critic.

I seriously wish there was such a thing as a shrimp blogger. I’d go troll his comments. “WTF SLOW NEWS DAY? YOU CALL YOURSELF A SHRIMPS JOURNALIST? YOUR SO BIAS.”

Here’s some non-shrimp news from the weekend.

Let’s Shank Again, Like I Did Last Summer

Hydrophobia In Action, A Contender For Video Game’s Best Water Yet

PAX East Cosplay Gallery: Day Two

Dead Space 2: More Fun With Severed Limbs

Stick Jockey: Vegas Kicked My Ass, but I Returned the Favor – With a Video Game

Red Dead Redemption Preview: I’m A No Good Dirty Horse Murderer

https://kotaku.com/lets-shank-again-like-i-did-last-summer-5503561

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