Shrimp Blogger

To: Taco Bell
From: Owen

Fuck you, Taco Bell, I'm the first to blog this Pacific Shrimp Taco thing, not your stupid-ass Bear Grylls food critic.

I seriously wish there was such a thing as a shrimp blogger. I'd go troll his comments. "WTF SLOW NEWS DAY? YOU CALL YOURSELF A SHRIMPS JOURNALIST? YOUR SO BIAS."

Here's some non-shrimp news from the weekend.

Let's Shank Again, Like I Did Last Summer
Hydrophobia In Action, A Contender For Video Game's Best Water Yet
PAX East Cosplay Gallery: Day Two
Dead Space 2: More Fun With Severed Limbs
Stick Jockey: Vegas Kicked My Ass, but I Returned the Favor - With a Video Game
Red Dead Redemption Preview: I'm A No Good Dirty Horse Murderer