Shocking New G.I. Joe Screens

New screens have surfaced for G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra, EA's game of the movie of the cartoon of the toy.

The shots depict Snake Eyes doing various things, because Snake Eyes is pretty much G.I. Joe's main draw. The rest of the original toy characters just looked like the extended cast of The Village People, after all. Didn't stop me from buying most of them as a kid, but I was young and stupid then, instead of the older stupid guy I am now. Not so stupid, however, as to let EA, the filmmakers, or anyone else tell me the robot in the screenshot above is a Battle Android Trooper. This is a Battle Android Trooper. I don't know what the hell that generic piece of trash up there is supposed to be.


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