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    Image of Knoxximus ver. 5.66 Knoxximus ver. 5.66
    08/12/09

    In reply to G.I. Joe Review: Now We Know
    I just wanna Gi Joe game where the only playable character is Snake Eyes and I can just run around shredding Cobra Elites into smithereens. Is that to much to ask for? I could be like Red Steel 2, minus the Wiimote and with added Snake Eyes!
    Call it "Snake Eyes: Origins" or something. I'd buy it.
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    Image of jgibson75 jgibson75
    08/10/09

    In reply to G.I. Joe Review: Now We Know
    Makes me sad. The movie failed by taking too many liberties instead of adapting the well laid out backstory of the series and comics... oh, and letting the director of Van Helsing direct it... (I admit, I had some fun watching the movie, especially when the Baroness was onscreen... but I should keep that to myself...), but I expected even less from the game. And that is sad, cause the license is perfect for a good action game.
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    Image of Thorax Thorax
    08/10/09

    In reply to G.I. Joe Review: Now We Know
    I'm a computer.
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    Image of OoiSaru OoiSaru
    08/10/09

    @Thorax: Who wants a body massage?
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    Image of Ghostradomus Ghostradomus
    08/11/09

    @OoiSaru: Ah hell nah, whats up dog?
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    Knoxximus ver. 5.66 promoted this comment Ghostradomus was starred Ghostradomus was unstarred
    Image of Knoxximus ver. 5.66 Knoxximus ver. 5.66
    08/14/09

    @Ghostradomus: Oh snnnnAP...these moves are so frrrrrrESH!
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    Image of IngramShako IngramShako
    08/10/09

    In reply to G.I. Joe Review: Now We Know
    Want to play a better GI Joe game? Play the 1992 arcade game...It strangely looks like they looked at this and made a "3D" version out of it!
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    Image of Karlott Karlott
    08/10/09

    @IngramShako: You know what always bugged the hell out of me about that game? Snake Eyes going "YO JOE"
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    Image of osteofight osteofight
    08/10/09

    In reply to G.I. Joe Review: Now We Know
    It's been 10 years and game developers still don't have a basic grasp of a 3D camera
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    captain kiwi promoted this comment osteofight was starred osteofight was unstarred
    Image of captain kiwi captain kiwi
    08/10/09

    @osteofight: i actually thought technology was so advanced, that it wasn't technically possible to still implement a fixed-view camera
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    Image of (Zombie) Goldwings - Zombie antidote. Attempt 24... somethings happening! (Zombie) Goldwings - Zombie antidote. Attempt 24... somethings happening!
    08/10/09

    In reply to G.I. Joe Review: Now We Know
    I'm quite surprised you managed to find someone to play coop with, because my play through with a buddy of mine resulted in an argument, swearing and almost breaking the CD in half.
    DON'T BUY THIS GAME. IT IS NOT WORTH THE FULL PRICE.
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    Image of Antiterra Antiterra
    08/10/09

    In reply to G.I. Joe Review: Now We Know
    Fahey's PSA at the end of the review is probably the best thing to come out of G.I. Joe: The Rise Of Cobra.

    That should tell you something.
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    Image of GameBuddy - Doesn't like tomatoes on his sandvich. GameBuddy - Doesn't like tomatoes on his sandvich.
    08/10/09

    In reply to G.I. Joe Review: Now We Know
    I believe that sums it up nicely.
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    Str8_Jihadin promoted this comment GameBuddy - Doesn't like tomatoes on his sandvich. was starred GameBuddy - Doesn't like tomatoes on his sandvich. was unstarred
    Image of Str8_Jihadin Str8_Jihadin
    08/10/09

    @GameBuddy - Doesn't like tomatoes on his sandvich.:
    LOL
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    Image of The Cap'n The Cap'n
    08/10/09

    In reply to G.I. Joe Review: Now We Know
    between damon wayans and fahey's new version of the ending disclaimer, this might be the best review ever. Also, falling asleep while playing a game...that only happens when I'm playing Fire Emblem on 2 hours of sleep at 4 am.
    Too bad the game looks unredeemable. Can't believe you found more to love in it than eduardo the samurai toaster ;)
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    Image of bigdude209 bigdude209
    08/10/09

    In reply to G.I. Joe Review: Now We Know
    Wait a minute, did you call Marlon Wayans 'Damon'?
    I mean damn, if you hate the movie that's fine but don't take it out on homie the clown (he don't play that).
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    Image of Kuwabara Kazuo Kuwabara Kazuo
    08/10/09

    In reply to G.I. Joe Review: Now We Know
    3 positives, 4 negatives. So the negatives outweigh the positives? That makes it rent then.
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    Image of Cloral Cloral
    08/10/09

    @Kuwabara Kazuo: I think you're missing the point of the review system.
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    Image of morscata12 morscata12
    08/10/09

    @Kuwabara Kazuo: Only if it's a mercy rental. The positives sound like they were written out of pity - at least when looking at the negatives. Boring gameplay, repetitive levels, terrible voice acting, and a bad camera? Gameplay, level design, characters, and camera/controls are the four cornerstones of gaming.
    This game probably constitutes a portion of a Texan landfill to be sectioned off.
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    Image of octaslash octaslash
    08/10/09

    In reply to G.I. Joe Review: Now We Know
    I was pleasantly surprised at how good the movie was (this was right after I saw Transformers 2), but there's no way I'm touching this game.
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    Image of rich8606 rich8606
    08/10/09

    @octalass: the movie was good in your opinion? o.O
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    Image of liquid_kore liquid_kore
    08/10/09

    In reply to G.I. Joe Review: Now We Know
    Haha sleep seems to be a recurring theme in this review.
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    Image of simply_androoo simply_androoo
    08/10/09

    In reply to G.I. Joe Review: Now We Know
    Is there any reference to porkchop sandwiches in the movie, or game?
    For those of you who do not know:
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    Image of PhatsMahoney PhatsMahoney
    08/10/09

    @simply_androoo: what about body massages?
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    Image of patapon patapon
    08/10/09

    In reply to G.I. Joe Review: Now We Know
    Cobra's color is red right? Looks like they won...
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    Image of Duin Duin
    08/10/09

    @patapon: And you sir, must be a Cobra, because you just won a cookie.
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