Separated at Birth: NBA Coach Avery Johnson, and the Hovitos Fertility Idol from Raiders of the Lost Ark?

Illustration for article titled Separated at Birth: NBA Coach Avery Johnson, and the Hovitos Fertility Idol from emRaiders of the Lost Arkem?/em/em

A figurehead atop a slowly sinking team, and a figurehead atop a slowly sinking stone.


Separated at Birth is pure conjecture. It is not even half-assed genealogical research. Any resemblances are purely coincidental, no matter how hilarious.

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Are you saying that because of actual similarities or do all black people just look the same to you :P "HE'S BALD AND HAS BIG LIPS"

/obligatory

<3 Owen