10 Things You Should Never Say To A PS5 Gamer

When even the people who make the console place it upside down, chances are very good that your PS5-owning friend isn’t immune.

Ok, PC gamers, I can definitively say we’ve won this one. Us console owners actually have to pay around $60 a year just to play Call of Duty with our friends. Meanwhile, I’m here getting flamed in League of Legends for free.

You’re just killing the vibe, man. We have to be happy downloading PlayStation classics. Let’s not even mention Playstation Now. Meanwhile, folks with Game Pass have have a nearly overwhelming number of options to play, some of which come out on release day.

It may have introduced me to my one and only love, Persona 4 Golden, but if you force me to think about how this delightful little console was a major flop, I actually might cry. The PS5 will soon get something that will let you stream your games on the go, but it’s just not the same, man.

The second you start pulling out terms like “Xbot” and “Sony Pony,” you know that you’ve gone too deep into the flame wars, friend. Save yourself while you still can.

In theory, yeah, exclusives suck. But the truth is that unlike say, an Xbox Series X, exclusives are 90% of the reason why I bought this damn thing!

What do you mean? It sold great! I promise!

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I’m sure your jet engine is doing just fine trying to run the latest and greatest. Seriously, though, while older consoles are perfectly functional at the moment, we’re getting to the point where new games are leaving the last generation behind. And more importantly, many PS5 owners basically had to go to war to get their console in the first place. Remember the big shortage and all the scalping stuff?

How dare you imply that TLOU TV creative Craig Mazin may wrong about our premiere post-apocalyptic zombie story where a dad learns the meaning of love. You’re now banned from setting eyes on Pedro Pascal forever.