In observation of the U.S. Independence Day weekend, Kotaku is on an abbreviated posting schedule today and tomorrow. Posts will be filed every two hours. All weekend standing features will still publish. To everyone in America, enjoy the Fourth of July; and to everyone not in America, you enjoy it too. Or else!
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Happy 4th of July from Japan right now!
I still don't get it. Why don't Japanese people celebrate 4th of July? I mean, Americans celebrate Cinco de Mayo, right? Right?