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Pole Dancing Robots Are a Real Thing

A slightly uncomfortable and awkward thing—are those security cameras as heads, for christ's sake?—but they're real thing nonetheless. Behold, German pole dancing robots. They cost $40,000 each.

Earlier versions of the robots were modified to have more color and to have bigger breasts, ultimately turning them into the robots you see above. I'm sure the nature of these improvements for early pole dancing robots sound very surprising to most of you.


Hmm. I think maybe I prefer Legion's robot dance.

(Via Fast Company)

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I have no idea what these would be used for — no one (normal) is going to masturbate over them and a lap-dance would lead to nothing more than a broken dick. Would the people shelling out $40,000 be buying them as an art piece? "Piece" being the keyword?