With that recent activity and a Pokémon Presents about to happen, those looking to turn sleepytime into Poké-time got their hopes up once more. And yet, nada.

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Pokémon Company! What has happened to Pokémon Sleep? You can tell us, we’ll understand. Is it something to do with accelerometers being a really strange way to measure sleep while plenty of sleep-recognizing apps already exist anyway? Heck, you’re already using fitness apps to plug into Pokémon Go. Does it need to be a third app in the chain? We don’t know!

It’d be lovely if there were at least an acknowledgment the project is still in development, beyond obscure filing data sought by the most dedicated. Because, right now, we’re all just wasting a third of our lives away, not able to game with it at all.

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