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  When the President’s Best Man is a Call of Duty Fan, There Will be Problems

  Courtesy of Freddie Wong, the US President is reminded of why actual Special Forces troops are selected for their training and fitness, not their K:D ratio.

  By Luke Plunkett Published February 13, 2012
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  Doom, Meet Warhammer 40k. Warhammer 40k, Meet Doom.

  This was once, in a former life, an entire army of Warhammer 40K miniatures. It is now one of the greatest tributes to id’s classic Doom I’ve ever seen. There are the obvious conversions. Existing models modified and repainted to look like the bad guys from the game. But I love the extra touches. Like…

  By Luke Plunkett Published February 13, 2012
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  Grand Theft Auto IV Mod Turns 2008 Graphics Into 2012 Graphics

  Grand Theft Auto IV’s iCEnhancer series of mods and tweaks takes a Rockstar PC game that looked pretty good already and turns it into – relative to the scale and size of GTAIV – the prettiest video game on the planet. At least, if realism is your thing. And if your PC can handle it.…

  By Luke Plunkett Published February 13, 2012
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  Tetris Knows how to Keep a Lady’s Legs Warm

  Or if not warm, then at least fashionable. RETRO GAMER LEGGINGS [Black Milk, via Fashionably Geek]

  By Luke Plunkett Published February 13, 2012
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  Dear Esther: The Kotaku Review

  Dear Esther is a terrible video game. Which would be a problem if Dear Esther was a video game. What began in 2008 as a mod for Half-Life 2 has, after years of picking up first buzz and then critical acclaim, transformed in 2012 into a full-blown commercial release, with all the updated visuals and…

  By Luke Plunkett Published February 13, 2012
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  Bastion’s Narrator + Skyrim Makes for Wonderful Viewing

  Take the narrator from Bastion. Layer him over the top of some Skyrim machinima. Sit back. Enjoy. Skyrim: Bastion Narrator Edition [YouTube, via Destructoid]

  By Luke Plunkett Published February 13, 2012
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  Old Republic has Action Figures too, You Know

  You’ve seen the Star Wars: the Old Republic LEGO from Toy Fair, now see the Star Wars: the Old Republic action figures from Toy Fair. Don’t get too worked up; these aren’t large, premium figures, they’re your standard-sized, over-priced, small-scale Star Wars figures from Hasbro, same as you’ve probably seen stacked around toy shelves the…

  By Luke Plunkett Published February 13, 2012
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  Max Payne 3 Screens Show Two Guns are Better Than None

  Here’s three news screens from the upcoming Max Payne 3. Whenever I think Max Payne, I think a trenchcoat diving in slow-motion, a gun blazing from each hand. I guess Rockstar does as well.

  By Luke Plunkett Published February 12, 2012
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  Your First Good Look at Halo 4’s Master Chief Comes From…an Action Figure

  Halo 4 will be the first game in the main series to have not been developed by Bungie. If you think that means the new studio at the helm would want to tinker with the design of the game’s hero, you are dead right. McFarlane toys have released the first images of their Halo 4…

  By Luke Plunkett Published February 12, 2012
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  One of the Idiots From Jersey Shore is Bringing his Fake Tan to Video Games

  Mike Sorrentino, aka The Situation from MTV’s Jersey Shore, doesn’t just fancy himself as a man who struts about a reality show doing…stuff. He also fancies himself as, of all things, a video game developer. Or at least a consultant. While it’d be great if he and his family/company (which is mentioned an awful lot…

  By Luke Plunkett Published February 12, 2012
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  There’s a Link From Zelda Action Figure Coming, and it Looks Surprisingly Great

  While there have been a few lines of gashapon pieces coming out of Japan, there hasn’t been a proper action figure from the Legend of Zelda series for years. Until now! Unveiled over the weekend at the Winter Wonder Festival in Japan, this Figma from Max Factory is based on Link’s Skyward Sword appearance, and…

  By Luke Plunkett Published February 12, 2012
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  Valve Toys, Half-Life Toys, TF2 Toys, Get a Look at Them Right Here

  Kotaku was at the New York Toy Fair this weekend in full effect, snapping photos, taking footage and just generally gawking at all the awesome new video game toys that’ll be lining up for your disposable incomes in 2012. The highlight for me? NECA’s Valve gear. Including the Gordon Freeman action figure to end all…

  By Luke Plunkett Published February 12, 2012
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  Duke Nukem‘s on a Roll

  Duke Nukem‘s on a Roll | A games store employee applying price tags supplies this zinger. Not sure I’d pick that up used. (via Reddit.) Bruticus Leads Transformers: Fall of Cybertron‘s Toy Store Invasion Only four of the sexy robot designs from Transformers: War for Cybertron ever made it toy store shelves, a tragic missed…

  By Owen Good Published February 12, 2012
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  Star Wars: The Old Republic Has Invaded Lego Land

  We saw a lot of Lego sets at the New York Toy Fair on Sunday. Sadly, Minecraft Legos did not make an appearance, but we did get to play around with figures from Star Wars: The Old Republic, The Lord of the Rings, and a whole bunch of superhero franchises. Two Lego sets based on…

  By Jason Schreier Published February 12, 2012
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  These Chibi Final Fantasy Figures Are Absolutely Adorable

  Don’t mind the detached plastic faces in front of them. These action figures, seen today at the New York Toy Fair, are totally precious From left to right, you can see Final Fantasy X‘s Yuna, Final Fantasy VII‘s Cloud, and Final Fantasy VIII‘s Squall. Not pictured: the souls of Square Enix executives that had to…

  By Jason Schreier Published February 12, 2012
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  Let’s Twist Again

  The reboot of the car combat standard-bearer Twisted Metal arrives on Valentine’s Day for PS3. Also, though you can’t play them until Feb. 22, many of the launch titles for the PlayStation Vita become available in North America this week. UFC Undisputed 3 for Xbox 360 and PS3 also arrives Tuesday. Monday • Rhythm Heaven…

  By Owen Good Published February 12, 2012
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  Don’t Know Much About Physics

  Each week throws off several new video game lists ranging from the humorous to the trivial. What’s better? A list of those. Here’s a roundup of the rundowns out there. •Top 10 Hilarious Physics Fails in Skyrim [GamingBolt] Aggregating glitches in Skyrim is kind of like discharging a firearm upon aquarian lifeforms packed inside a…

  By Owen Good Published February 12, 2012
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  Power Outage Knocked Out Valve, Steam; All Services Being Restored [UPDATE]

  [Update 3:58 p.m. EST] On the Steam forums and via Twitter, Valve has said that a power failure in their data center’s uninterruptible power supplies was responsible. “The power is back on now and we’re working to get service restored as quickly as possible. We apologize for any inconvenience this may have caused.” [Update 3:06…

  By Owen Good Published February 12, 2012
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  Unreal’s Next Engine Will Need a Console At Least Ten Times More Powerful than the Xbox 360

  The human eye can only perceive 72 frames per second. We’ve been seeing games at 60 frames per second for some time. And as graphics approach photorealism with current computing power, some suggest that the days of giant leaps in visual quality are past us, and we’ll be seeing smaller refinements going forward. Not so,…

  By Owen Good Published February 12, 2012
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  Link, Ryu, Samus and More Return to Super Mario Bros. Crossover 2.0 Today

  The highly anticipated—and it says a lot that term is being used with a flash game—Super Mario Bros. Crossover 2.0 is available to play now from Jay Pavlina and Exploding Rabbit. You can reacquaint yourself with its new features in that video or just head right over and see for yourself. The cast from the…

  By Owen Good Published February 12, 2012