One of the Idiots From Jersey Shore is Bringing his Fake Tan to Video Games

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Mike Sorrentino, aka The Situation from MTV's Jersey Shore, doesn't just fancy himself as a man who struts about a reality show doing...stuff. He also fancies himself as, of all things, a video game developer. Or at least a consultant.


While it'd be great if he and his family/company (which is mentioned an awful lot in the release) were teaming up with Ubisoft for a series of Xbox 360 blockbuster flexing and fake tanning simulators, but sadly - if not predictably - his talents and face are going to be employed on "apps and social games".

Note the below is a real thing, written by either Sorrentino or his management. I did not make this up.

Not only am I very proud to introduce Jersey culture into the social gaming and mobile application industry, but also very excited that my family is a part of it too. I love the games and applications that my family and I have been working on with Apps Genius, and I know Jersey Shore viewers and my other fans will love them too.

Apps Genius signs Jersey Shore deal []

(Top photo by Jason Merritt | Getty)


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After reading this article, I immediately thought of the trailer for a film called God Bless America. I watched it twice, imagined the inclusion of the thing pictured here, and felt better right away.

I can't wait for this movie to be released. It'll be awesome.