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UncategorizedParagon Unleashes The Ultimate Weapon Against Robots And Monsters: A Fairy Princess
To be fair, I’m not 100 percent positive that The Fey, joining Epic Games’ action MOBA today to battle against laser commandos, bunnies in mech suits, killer robots and mutant beasts, is an actual princess. I am completely positive she seems a little out of place. Or maybe she’s just an important step in establishing…
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CultureSnacktaku Is Afraid Of Ghostbusters Twinkies, Eats Them Anyway
One of the most requested snacks in Snacktaku history has us convinced you really, really hate us. Even Logo Ghost is afraid of Key Lime Slime Twinkies, and he’s already dead. Originally published 8/1/2016, reupped for breakfast, the most important meal of the day. Obviously your plan to kill me failed, though at least half…
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Many Robots Die In The First Episode Of Transformers: Combiner Wars
When calculating robot body count, do combiners count as one or five? Either way, a ton of sentient machinery is decommissioned in the first episode of Machinima and Hasbro’s Transformers: Combiner Wars. Death is not a spoiler in the adult-aimed series, having pretty much been part of the push from the beginning. The first episode…
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