Opinion

Takes, opinions, and commentary.

Games

Splatoon Raiders Needs A Retry Button

Awlmun Den is destroying me

By Rebekah Valentine Published July 29, 2026

Games

Splatoon Raiders’ Limited Fashion Options Are Really Disappointing

At least I got some cute overalls, I guess

By Rebekah Valentine Published July 28, 2026
Entertainment

Spider-Man: Brand New Day Reviews Are Split On If It’s One Of Spidey’s Greatest Movies Or Just More Of The Same

Reviewers say Tom Holland’s fourth Spider-Man has moments of heart and MCU excess

By Kenneth Shepard Published July 28, 2026
OpinionCommentary

The New Halo Remake Has Some Of The Best Looking Video Game Water I’ve Seen

I just want to go swimming in the cool, clear water of Halo: Campaign Evolved

By Zack Zwiezen Published July 27, 2026
Games

It Is Always Morally Correct To Say ‘Booyah’ In Splatoon

Say it back

By Rebekah Valentine Published July 24, 2026

OpinionImpressions

Doom: The Dark Ages’ Big DLC Expansion Is A Fun But Flawed Finale For This Era Of The Series

What comes next is hard to say due to Xbox laying off many id employees

By Zack Zwiezen Published July 24, 2026
CultureNews

If You Lock Early Access Behind A Paywall, It Better Work Or You Owe People Refunds

Stop charging extra to play early if you can't guarantee it or provide make-goods when it fails

By Zack Zwiezen Published July 23, 2026
Culture

This WarioWare-Like Game Captures The Joy And Adventure Of A Year’s Worth Of Walks

Inspired by a year’s worth of strolls, Walk turns the little things into a quilt of delightful micro-games

By Zack Kotzer Published July 23, 2026
Opinion

Seed Will Let You Run Your Own Government, If You Grow Enough Tomatoes First

Just don't get jaundice

By Rebekah Valentine Published July 22, 2026
OpinionCommentary

It’s The Perfect Time To Give Final Fantasy’s Best Sequel A Second Chance

It’s Final Fantasy X’s 25th anniversary this year, and X-2 is still a perfect continuation

By Kenneth Shepard Published July 22, 2026

Games

Redditors’ Fake Duskbloods Boss Guides Fool Google’s Dumbass Delusion Machine

AI chatbots are spewing out Reddit shitposts as hard fact for the unreleased Switch 2 game

By John Walker Published July 22, 2026
OpinionImpressions

New Bloody Roguelike Is Scottish Dynasty Warriors And It’s Awesome

They may take our lives, but I can do another run and try again in Tears of Metal

By Zack Zwiezen Published July 22, 2026
OpinionImpressions

One Massive Flaw Is Really Holding Back The New Avatar Fighting Game

Avatar Legends has the sauce, but throws players in the deep end with little help

By Kenneth Shepard Published July 22, 2026
Entertainment

Avatar Aang: The Last Airbender Deserved Better Than This

The leaks weren’t even half as disrespectful as not putting the movie on the big screen

By Kenneth Shepard Published July 21, 2026
OpinionCommentary

After 12 Years, Hexcells Is Still The Best Logic Puzzle Game Ever Made

The Hexcells trilogy has yet to be beaten

By John Walker Published July 21, 2026

Games

When Is Retro Studios No Longer Retro Studios?

Game studios are Ships of Theseus, and some of them may soon be unrecognizable

By Rebekah Valentine Published July 20, 2026
Games

The Internet Sure Is Being Weird About Those Fortnite Swimsuit Skins

Lots of folks online appear to be losing their minds over the Hot Bat Summer swimsuits in Fortnite, even though they barely qualify as titillating

By Lewis Parker Published July 20, 2026
OpinionCommentary

Constant Game Sales Have Replaced What Was Once The Best Deal In Gaming

Hear my heartfelt plea for a return to the days of the discounted relaunch

By John Walker Published July 20, 2026
Games

I Love The Sound Of Mario’s Footsteps In Super Mario Sunshine

ASMR stands for Audio of Super Mario Running

By Rebekah Valentine Published July 17, 2026
The Bests

The Odyssey And Every Other Christopher Nolan Movie, Ranked From Worst To Best

With The Odyssey out in theaters, let’s look back at Nolan’s nearly 30 years as a director

Kenneth Shepard, Ash Parrish, and Ethan Gach Published July 17, 2026

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