Obama Wins Election, Becomes Sun Goddess, Not President

Congratulations, Barack Hussein Obama! You won the vote! Hope you're ready in Janunary to begin your term as...the sun goddess Amaterasu, whose duties include not so much leading a nation as they do drawing bridges, sprouting flowers and carrying midgets around on your head. Oh, and giving 30-minute speeches you can't skip. OBAMA by *spacecoyote [DA, via Capcom]


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