To: Ash
From: McWhertor
Re: Luke's Last Night Here Before He Ties The Knot

I know tonight will be a lonely night without the company of our dear Luke Plunkett, preoccupied by premarital errands like visiting the florist and polishing his tuxedo black Nike sweet classics. But you have this day note to keep you company!

Day two of being back in the United States of America, land that I love, has been a bit of a challenge. Staying awake and staying alert with my body on Japan time, even with the help of some Monster energy drink that takes like Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2, isn't easy when you have a constitution as delicate as mine. I only hope that I can muster up some energy and remain coherent during tomorrow's Bonus Round taping at MTV. If not, expect more whining from me tomorrow!

What you missed today:
Hands On With Assassin's Creed II: Mario Kart and DiCaprio
Kingdom Hearts: Birth By Sleep Impressions: My Kind Of Junk Food
Why We Love To Hate Activision - And Might Be Wrong
Okamiden Hands-On: The Celestial Stylus
BBC Airs Charlie Brooker's Gameswipe And It Is Good
Red Steel 2 Impressions: What 2006 Promised
PixelJunk Shooter Impressions: An Improving Flow
Madden iPhone Micro-Review: The Biggest Small-Time Football
Where Are All The "Next Gen" Games?