To: Crecente
From: Bashcraft
RE: Uncharted 2: Beaten!
Luke Plunkett is getting married — to another person, even. Congrats! Wonderful happiness. Delightful. We are overjoyed for Mr. Plunkett and the soon-to-be Mrs. Plunkett. Fantastic good vibrations all around!!
Because Luke is getting married, he is, like most married people, going on a honeymoon. He's going to many countries! Luke will be gone for an extended period of time, so if you don't see him around, he is exploring the globe with his lovely new bride and not locked in the basement of Kotaku Tower.
When he returns, then we will lock him in the basement. Until then, he is free! So if you happen to see Luke, his bride and his facial hair traveling in your city, do say, "Why, hello". And don't tell him about the basement. We like surprises here.
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