Hello! This week we fight Thanos with our friends, prepare for some Gears of War beta action, discover what a flattened Pikachu looks like, play a hellish Mario Maker course and worry about our dear friend, Patrick Star.
Great Kotaku Content From The Past Week
Like most weeks, Kotaku was filled with some great stories. Here are a few of my favorites!
https://kotaku.com/marvel-ultimate-alliance-3-the-kotaku-review-1836443471
I’m excited to play this, but I can’t stop thinking about what this game would have looked like if it was released on other platforms.
https://kotaku.com/get-to-the-orange-door-is-basically-1980s-titanfall-2-1836458592
Look, if Respawn can’t make more Titanfall anytime soon, others need to step up and fill that void.
https://kotaku.com/mario-maker-2-level-is-like-if-satan-got-his-hands-on-1-1836417711
The Devil is real and he is making Mario levels.
https://kotaku.com/in-my-sims-world-of-only-women-marge-simpson-is-marrie-1836359467
It is a classic tale of a former country star turned star pop star meeting a beloved animated woman and mother. Tale as old as time, really.
Tweets!
https://twitter.com/embed/status/1150831307187843072
“Pika Pika. Pikachu! Pika!”
Translation- “Help. Help. PLEASE! Help!”
https://twitter.com/embed/status/1151488810942947328
I remember when folks would say cartoon shows on Nick and Cartoon Network were ruining kids brains and not good for them. Now we have this shit on YouTube. Yeah, this is better than a kid watching Catdog…
how come none of you told me this controller existed pic.twitter.com/gGVJcxc20l
— Ian Mutchler (@TheFantasticIan) July 16, 2019
Patrick… blink twice if this hurts. Also, is the back of the thumbsticks like…your asshole?
News
Ubisoft Invites Fans To Make Music For Watch Dogs: Legion, Sparking Exploitation Debate
Overwatch Cheaters Are About To Get Games Automatically Shut Down
Joy-Con Drift Is Becoming A Real Problem On The Switch
GTA Online’s Casino Will Have Horse Racing, Private Arcades, And Penthouses
Nike Is Making Official Spongebob Squarepants Sneakers
Trailers And Videos You May Have Missed
Grab your Infinity Stones and super suits, it’s time to beat up the big purple weirdo again.
Hey, the Switch is finally getting a good baseball game.
Ubisoft is releasing the last major update for Wildlands and adding a whole new game mode into the game too.
I’m not the biggest fan of Gears multiplayer, but this still looks fun and is making me more excited to play the full campaign later this year.
