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NFL Hitched to the Oregon Trail

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To salute the NFL's opening night, Slate cooked up this video: The NFL Hits the Oregon Trail. Mike Vick goes hunting, Donté Stallworth crashes the wagon, and of course, everyone gets dysentery, the end.

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The NFL Hits the Oregon Trail [Slate via 100% Injury Rate on FanIQ]

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They forgot about the part where the league overcharges for tickets in a bad economy and then punishes local fans with blackouts because not enough people are going to games.