New Dragon Age: Origins Screens Are Marilyn Manson Free

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How's BioWare's Dragon Age: Origins looking these days? Exactly like this. Minus the HUD and featuring unplayable camera angles, obviously, but new screen shots should give you the general impression of the role-playing game's appearance.

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Sure, they may not be "the new shit," but they should most definitely dispel any misconceptions that Dragon Age: Origins is overly brown. Just look at all those blues and purples!

Clearly, BioWare's spiritual successor to Baldur's Gate is not just about bloody violence and sexual encounters that span the depths of the uncanny valley. It's also about spells and demons and gentle caresses.

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DISCUSSION

EA Executive nr.1: " This LARP-game being made by Bio..Bioware needs to connect with the youths more. It needs to be CURRENT you know ?"

EA Executive nr.2: " Yes, it need's a Song of sorts to bring it home...something edgy, something that young Dungeons and Dragons- teen's listen while fantasizing about beating the fuck out off their bullies."

EA Executive nr.1 :" How bout that Marilyn Manson ? She's pretty famous and edgy, right ?"

Bioware: " erhm, why don't we just use a piece of music made for the game that really suites the footage and reall.."

EA Executives: " SILENCE ! WE OWN YOU!! YOU MEAN NOTHING TO US! STAND DOWN MINIONS! We will use Marilyn Manson, and we make sure the title of the song is featured on the trailer like it's a music video of sorts, cos' that's the way EA rolls HAIL EA- HAIL CAPITALISM!"

Ea Executives: " Oh, make sure there is a at least one curse word in the song."