Monday Night Combat Says Screw Everything, We're Doing Five Six Blades

If you're going to do up a class-based team shooter like a televised sporting event, you gotta bring the shaving products advertisements. Monday Night Combat finally found just such a sponsor. Now on to natural male enhancement and mutual funds!

Unfortunately, still no word on when Uber Entertainment's title, for Xbox Live Arcade, will be releasing. Call it a wild guess but maybe we'll know more after E3.