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  Red Faction: Guerilla Destructs Itself A Release Date

  Red Faction: Guerilla is an interesting title. Ditching “destructible” FPS corridors in favour of a sandbox world isn’t something a series does every day, so at the least it’s got something new to check out. And you can look out for it in June, as that’s when publishers THQ say the game will be out.…

  By Luke Plunkett Published April 1, 2009
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  With This Atari, I Thee Wed

  I’m getting married later this year. Need a wedding ring. Funny, then, that at this precise time in history, I come upon this gold ring, made out of the heart of an Atari. As it’s called a “1981 Atari Ring”, I’m guessing it’s from an Atari 2600. Regardless, it looks great, especially since – if…

  By Luke Plunkett Published April 1, 2009
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  Microsoft Announces Alpine Legend For Xbox 360

  Just in time for April 1! If only more games were played in lederhosen. If only this was real. If only. Ditto for the goat add-on pack. Alpine Legend [Xbox.com Thanks Matt!]

  By Brian Ashcraft Published April 1, 2009
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  British Sales Charts: We Call ‘Em Twitchers

  So long, Resident Evil 5! You couldn’t hang about feasting on the flesh of the living forever. And, when you finally fell, bullet in the head, of course it was Wii Fit pulling the trigger. And Professor Layton was on clean-up duty, mopping up the blood, careful not to get any in his mouth or…

  By Luke Plunkett Published April 1, 2009
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  Final Fantasy VII Ultimania Book Getting Revision

  Final Fantasy VII: Advent Children Complete isn’t the only FFVII product that is getting a revised release. Book Final Fantasy VII Ultimania Omega is, too. The new edition is dubbed Final Fantasy VII 10th Anniversary Ultimania Revised Edition. It includes new FFVII related info from Square Enix, a new interview with Cloud voice actor Takahiro…

  By Brian Ashcraft Published April 1, 2009
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  The Video Game Audio Awards

  Games have long preferred visual innovation to audio. I mean, they’re called video games, not video and audio games. But that’s not to say game audio doesn’t deserve recognition! GANG stands for Game Audio Network Guild, a group dedicating themselves to championing the work of music and sound effect teams in the game industry. And…

  By Luke Plunkett Published April 1, 2009
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  Donkey Kong Monster Truck Has A New Play Control Scheme

  And it’s called “driving on 2.5 wheels after crashing”, after the Donkey Kong monster truck – and its bow-tied driver – did a few too many big jumps at the Monster Jam World Finals. As a note to the novice drivers out there, it’s generally not a good idea to keep driving after one of…

  By Luke Plunkett Published April 1, 2009
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  First Star Trek: DAC Screens

  Top-down, space combat arcade title Star Trek: DAC is coming to Xbox LIVE this May to correspond with JJ Abram’s upcoming Star Trek reboot. It’ll be hitting the PlayStation Network sometime after the May LIVE release. To hopefully hold you over until the game’s out, Paramount has released a couple DAC screens. Well… whaddaya think?

  By Brian Ashcraft Published April 1, 2009
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  Kojima Celebrates April Fool’s Day In Style

  Continuing a tradition of going completely over the top with April 1 gags, Metal Gear creator Hideo Kojima and his team have come up with…this. Metal Gear fans, be warned: you’ll go bananas. First teased at GDC, it’s a long, elaborate video showing an old friend doing…stuff. I won’t spoil any of it. Just hit…

  By Luke Plunkett Published April 1, 2009
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  Nothing Says Cute 2D Fighter Like Maid Cafe Food

  Two dimensional PlayStation 2 fighter Suggoi! Arcana Heart 2 was released this month in Japan. What better what to mark the occasion than with a maid cafe? Starting April 3, Akihabara’s Cure Maid Cafe will be hosting the “Arcana Heart Cafe @ Cure Maid Cafe”. It’ll feature food with hearts squirted on them or heart-shaped…

  By Brian Ashcraft Published April 1, 2009
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  The Cruelest April Fool’s Joke In Japan

  This is going to be hard to top. Japanese website Akiba Blog has run a post saying that Dragon Quest IX went on sale last night. According to Akiba Blog, over two-thousand people lined up at midnight today for DQIX. Midnight. Today. Today is April 1, and Dragon Quest IX is slated for release this…

  By Brian Ashcraft Published April 1, 2009
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  A Look At How Microsoft Approve A Game For Release

  Introversion – developers of Defcon and Darwinia – have a treat in store for us. Following “unprecedented approval” from Microsoft, they’ve uploaded a paper trail documenting the journey a game takes from pitch to release. And it is fascinating. Provided you find this kind of backroom stuff interesting, anyway. Available for perusal are bug reports,…

  By Luke Plunkett Published April 1, 2009
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  Koei Tecmo Reveals Its New Company Logo (Looks Familiar)

  Back in January, Tecmo and Koei officially merged. The merger created a joint holding company called Koei Tecmo Holdings as of April 1, when the new financial year starts. In Japan, it’s April 1, and Koei Tecmo Holdings has unveiled its new corporate logo. The logo not only combines the aesthetics of standard Koei logo…

  By Brian Ashcraft Published April 1, 2009
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  So, How Many PS3 Games Are Any Good?

  Picture the scene: your mum walks into GameStop. She walks to the PlayStation 3 section, and picks out a game for your birthday. At random. What are the odds she picks a good one? Let’s find out! Just like they did for Xbox 360 games, market research firm EEDAR have tracked every PS3 game’s Metacritic…

  By Luke Plunkett Published April 1, 2009
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  Is tri-Ace Announcing A New, Multi-Plaform RPG?

  Japanese developer tri-Ace (Star Ocean, Infinite Undiscovery) has launched a website with a countdown clock for a “new RPG project”. The only catch? Tri-Ace launched it today on April 1 in Japan — you know, the day when the internet turns to crapola. The countdown website features logos for the PS3 and Xbox 360 —…

  By Brian Ashcraft Published March 31, 2009
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  Katamari Damacy Designer Still Not Involved With New Katamari

  Namco Bandai‘s Keita Takahashi (pictured) worked on the first Katamari Damacy game and its sequel We Love Katamari. Those games were great. However, Takahashi did not work on Me & My Katamari, Beautiful Katamari, I Love Katamari. Those games were less great, but whaddayagonnado. What about the forthcoming Katamari Damacy Tribute? Is Takahashi involved in…

  By Brian Ashcraft Published March 31, 2009
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  Is This A Partial Rock Band PSP Setlist?

  Probably. It’s on GameStop’s website, after all, and last I checked big corporations aren’t as prone to throwing up April Fool’s jokes as common folk. As you can see from the image below, there are 15 artists/songs specifically named, out of a promised 40+. And if most of them look familiar, that’s because they are,…

  By Luke Plunkett Published March 31, 2009
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  Man Stabs Mother of His Children “Hooked” On PlayStation

  Malcolm Palmer stabbed the mother of his three children and partner of 30 years after having to sleep on the sofa so she could play Grand Theft Auto on a plasma TV in their bedroom. That, and the 62-year-old Palmer, who is a retired Heathrow airport employee, had become convinced his 46-year-old partner Carol Cannom…

  By Brian Ashcraft Published March 31, 2009
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  Xbox Avatar Clothing — Serious Business

  Your “New Xbox Experience” avatar has just gotten some grown up clothes, eight new pieces of formal and business casual articles that will be a hit at your next Xbox Live con call. New shirts, slacks, waistcoats and skirts are yours for the virtual closet raiding, provided you want your Avatar to look nice, but…

  By Michael McWhertor Published March 31, 2009
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  Mafia II Swag Speaks Volumes

  I can’t say anything about the game, yet. But this swag should tell you all you need to know for now about 2K’s second mobster game coming out this fall. Note the Italian restaurant-style takeout container. That ain’t pasta sauce splattered on the edge, there… Open it up and you’ll find — not a severed…

  By AJ Glasser Published March 31, 2009