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UncategorizedRochard Makes You a Space Miner, With the Best Kind of Gravity Gun
I wonder what playing Shadow Complex would have been like if you had a gravity gun the entire time. Thankfully it looks like the people behind Rochard were thinking the same thing. A 2-D platform game from Recoil Games, Rochard makes you jump into the oversized boots, and XXL overalls of John Rochard, leader of…
By Chris Carolan Published September 27, 2011 - Uncategorized
Ace Combat: Remote Assault
Assault Horizon –Namco Bandai sent us this remote control helicopter to help prepare us for the coming of Ace Combat: Assault Horizon. Felicia Day Steals The Show in Dragon Age II‘s Mark Of The Assassin Let’s start with my love of the Dragon Age universe, as well as Dragon Age: Origins. Man, I loved that…
By Brian Crecente Published September 27, 2011 -
UncategorizedBattlefield 3‘s Oddly Browser-Based PC Beta
Perhaps I hadn’t been keeping close enough watch on the chatter surrounding the PC beta test for Battlefield 3, but the last thing I expected upon launching the game through EA’s Origin was to wind up on a web page. But that’s where I wound up. EA’s Battlelog web page is what pops up once…
By Mike Fahey Published September 27, 2011 - Uncategorized
Bring A Friend Along for Shank 2‘s Brand of Shooting, Stabbing and Slicing
Last year’s side-scrolling slice ’em up Shank is getting a sequel, EA and Klei Entertainment announced today. They’re calling it Shank 2 and it’s coming to PlayStation Network, Xbox Live Arcade and PC early next year. Shank 2 will add online co-op play—”multiplayer co-op survival” actually—and a revamped combat system. New weapons, new dudes to…
By Michael McWhertor Published September 27, 2011 -
UncategorizedHomeland Security Detains Pro-Gaming Caster, Seizes Hardware
Homeland Security officers detailed pro-gaming web broadcaster Victor “Spooky” Fontanez and seized his equipment Monday as he reentered the country following a fighting game championship in Toronto, Canada. Team Sp00ky’s laptop, cell phone and two camcorders were seized, according to the Detention Notice and Custody Receipt for Detained Property issued by the Department of Homeland…
By Brian Crecente Published September 27, 2011 -
UncategorizedWhat Would Make Facebook Games Great?
Whenever someone I know mentions Facebook games in front of someone else, a few lines of conversation transpire, during which they agree to agree to that Facebook games are not cool. Maybe this means I hang out with a lot of people who love going to the theater, or else would rather play Left 4…
Tim Rogers Published September 27, 2011 -
UncategorizedSee All-New Ways to Die in Dark Souls Totally Boss Trailer
Here’s the downside to watching any footage of Dark Souls—or even looking at its collector’s edition art book. You’re going to see some of the game’s impressive and imposing enemies. But our latest look at Dark Souls, leading up to the game’s release next week, is still a must-see. I’m well into the Dark Souls…
By Michael McWhertor Published September 27, 2011 -
UncategorizedWith Great Power Comes Great Value, City of Heroes Now Free-to-Play
After more than seven years as the most popular subscription-based massively multiplayer online superhero role-playing game, Paragon Studios flips the switch on City of Heroes Freedom, potentially the most popular free-to-play superhero MMO. Superhero and super villain hopefuls need only sign up for a free account to begin their 50 level journey to fame or…
By Mike Fahey Published September 27, 2011 -
UncategorizedHow To Spell Mario’s Jump (And Other Famous Video Game Sound Effects)
Video games have so many iconic sound effects—hearing the simple “ga-ling!” of the Nintendo coin can invoke a nostalgia as powerful as any memory of actually playing a game. From the Mario’s three-note warp-pipe descent to Simon Belmont’s famous whip, all games feature sounds that players will hear over and over and over again until…
By Kirk Hamilton Published September 27, 2011 -
UncategorizedMeet Skullgirls‘ Parasoul (Oh, and Skullgirls Has Been Delayed)
See the newest cast member of the (currently) all-female 2D fighter Skullgirls in action. This is Parasoul, part-time princess, part-time commander of an elite squad of commandos. Sure, maybe she should dress more sensibly for the fight, but maybe some risque girl-on-girl brawling will help ease the pain of Skullgirls‘ delay to 2012. Reverge Labs,…
By Michael McWhertor Published September 27, 2011 - Uncategorized
JESUS APPEARS ON MIRACLE NINTENDO, SAYS MARYLAND WOMAN
A Maryland woman said she was surprised to find what appears to be an image of Jesus Christ on the top of a used Nintendo Entertainment System she purchased on eBay for $31 this week. Brittany Wampler, 24, tells Kotaku she noticed the image shortly after unpacking two NES consoles, she purchased from an eBay…
By Brian Crecente Published September 27, 2011 - Uncategorized
Even House of the Dead: Overkill Extended Cut‘s 3D is Adorably Retro
Dig those red-and-blue 3D glasses out of your junk drawer and feast your eyes on these sexy anaglyphic 3D screenshots of House of the Dead: Overkill Extended Cut for the PlayStation 3. The PlayStation 3 HD remake of House of the Dead: Overkill builds on the game’s 70’s exploitation film vibe with the addition of…
By Mike Fahey Published September 27, 2011 - Uncategorized
You are Changing. Three out of Ten Xbox 360 Gamers Are Now Also Zynga Gamers
Do Halo fanatics secretly want to farm? Or do CityVille architects just want to get on the Kinect? Somehow, some-way, the number of people who play both Xbox 360 and Zynga games is rising sharply, according to research group Raptr, which claims to track more than 10 million gamers across multiple machines. They say that…
By Stephen Totilo Published September 27, 2011 - Uncategorized
This Week’s Witcher 2 Update Changes Everything
PC gamers that didn’t enjoy The Witcher 2: Assassins of Kings as much as I did should check back in on Thursday, when the massive 2.0 update adds a full tutorial, arena combat, the insanely difficult dark mode, and much, much more. Wanna see a full list? While some game developers release a game and…
By Mike Fahey Published September 27, 2011 -
UncategorizedCan a Pair of Swimsuit Models Get You Excited About Need For Speed: The Run?
With so many highly anticipated titles coming out in November, the next entry in the Need for Speed franchise isn’t getting nearly as much attention as it should, so EA plays its T&A card. Ah, the Sports Illustrated swimsuit issue, the last barrier between the good people of America and a looming wave of internet…
By Mike Fahey Published September 27, 2011 - Uncategorized
Lionsgate is Making a Movie Based On the Dead Island Trailer
It doesn’t get any more official than an announcement from Lionsgate motion picture group president Joe Drake; there will be a Dead Island movie, and it sounds like it will be the first major motion picture based on a video game trailer We’ve been hearing rumblings about a Dead Island movie since that damned trailer…
By Mike Fahey Published September 27, 2011 - Uncategorized
These Are the Distinguished Voices of Skyrim
The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim is the sort of game that requires top-tier voice talent to work, so Bethesda Softworks has pulled out all the stops, recruiting a cast comprised of three Academy Award nominees, several highly recognizable science fiction actors, and the wife of ZeniMax Media CEO Robert A. Altman. Bethesda sure knows how…
By Mike Fahey Published September 27, 2011 - Uncategorized
The Elder Scrolls VS. Mojang Scrolls Battle Goes to Court
In spite of lighthearted suggestions by Minecraft creator Markus “Notch” Persson that their differences be settled as gamers, the battle between developer Mojang and The Elder Scrolls publisher Bethesda is headed to the courtroom. Last month lawyers for Bethesda Softworks sent a lengthy letter to developer Mojang, claiming that the Minecraft studio’s upcoming card-based strategy…
By Mike Fahey Published September 27, 2011 -
UncategorizedFelicia Day Steals The Show in Dragon Age II‘s Mark Of The Assassin
Let’s start with my love of the Dragon Age universe, as well as Dragon Age: Origins. Man, I loved that game. Okay, we’ve got that out of the way? Good. Because I’ve made no bones about the fact that I was profoundly disappointed with Dragon Age II With that said, several aspects of the game…
By Kirk Hamilton Published September 27, 2011
