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UncategorizedThe Shell Game Has Nothing On This Wooden Robot With Three Arms
The shell game, or cups and ball game, is largely considered to be a scam. A practice only the shadiest of street gamblers produce under the guise of an actual, winnable game. But it’s not. Not even this wooden robot will give you a fair shot. It’s probably got some sort of mechanized magnet, triggering…
By Tina Amini Published July 31, 2012 -
UncategorizedMickey Mouse Is Wreaking Havoc in Grand Theft Auto IV. With a Smile.
The mod scene around Rockstar’s Grand Theft Auto IV continues to impress and amuse. Sonic The Hedgehog and the Portal robots were cool, but Mickey Mouse? We’re veering into the realm of social commentary. Or we’re veering into an alternate world where Kingdom Hearts = Disney + Rockstar. The mod was created by YouTube user…
By Stephen Totilo Published July 31, 2012 - Uncategorized
The Most Magical Match Three Puzzler My Wife’s Played in Ages
Most match three puzzle games forego a deep and involving story in favor of getting players right into the stuff-swapping thick of it. Owloh’s WizSchool: Magic Book Puzzle layers on the lore and colorful characters to create the a truly engrossing puzzle adventure. I downloaded WizSchool on my Transformer Prime tablet on Friday afternoon, lured…
By Mike Fahey Published July 31, 2012 -
Uncategorized11 Great Video Game Wedding Invitations
It’s summer, so chances are that you’ve either been planning a wedding of your own or attending the nuptials of some dear friends. We’re sure that the requests for attendance that you’ve gotten in the mail have been pretty swank, but the invitations we’ve gathered here offer up awesome video game homages sometimes in playable…
By Evan Narcisse Published July 31, 2012 -
UncategorizedAll of This Paper Forms the Blueprint For One Video Game
It required 100 meters (328 feet) of calculator paper to map out the sidescrolling video game Beeing You can see it here, stretched out before you, courtesy of Gonzalo Oxenford, one of the game designers who sketched the layout for their bee-themed sidescroller by hand. Each level map can be rolled up. So you can…
By Stephen Totilo Published July 31, 2012 - Uncategorized
One Stranger Made a World of Difference to a Fifteen-Year-Old’s Journey
Since the year before I got married, it’s become an annual ritual, an immutable part of my life. For one week every summer, my husband’s family all get together in a bunch of little apartments down by the beach, on the Outer Banks of North Carolina. The horde of us are about thirty strong, these…
By Kate Cox Published July 31, 2012 - Uncategorized
This Prototype Legend of Zelda Cartridge Can Be Yours for a Mere $150,000
Why spend $15 on a box-less copy of The Legend of Zelda for the original Nintendo Entertainment system when you can spend $150,000 on a mustard yellow NES cartridge adorned with a faded label with the game’s name typed on it? It’s collectible craziness available right now on eBay. Now I can understand paying a…
By Mike Fahey Published July 31, 2012 - Reviews
Kingdom Hearts 3D: Dream Drop Distance: The Kotaku Review
There are moments in Kingdom Hearts 3D: Dream Drop Distance, when, caught up in a storm of hectic keyblade slashing and chromatic aerial theatrics, you might not notice the ticking timer on the bottom of your screen. Until it hits 0. Then, abruptly, as if the game has decided you were having too much fun,…
By Jason Schreier Published July 31, 2012 -
UncategorizedTekken Tag Tournament 2‘s Fight Lab Looks a Lot More Fun Than… Tekken
Some people live for the thrill of intense, one-on-one fighting. They thrive on the click of arcade stick buttons and sideways glances at the player attempting to steal their thunder. Me, I just want to be a robot kicking a bear wearing a ballerina costume while dodging chickens. Most of my Tekken memories involve me…
By Mike Fahey Published July 31, 2012 - Kotaku East
Here Is What’s New in New Super Mario Bros. 2
In 2006 Nintendo released New Super Mario Bros.—the first big 2D Mario title since the SNES’ Super Mario World 2: Yoshi’s Island. This game would go on to be the best selling game of the DS’ formidable library, selling over 28 million copies worldwide. Now, six years later, it’s a new decade and a new…
By Richard Eisenbeis Published July 31, 2012 -
Kotaku EastHD Games Are Like Putting on Tons of Make-Up. Wait, What?
While I can appreciate the skill and art that goes into make up, I find this Sony teaser to be baffling. It’s comparing HD editions of video games to a woman being made up. The central point is that a woman whose face is covered in make up is the same woman underneath. But the…
By Brian Ashcraft Published July 31, 2012 - Kotaku East
All Female Theater Group Bringing Ace Attorney To Life (Again!)
The Takarazuka Revue has twice done productions based on Ace Attorney. Those went so well that the troupe is planning on doing a third next January. It will center around Miles Edgeworth. Takarazuka actress Hiro Yuumi will play Miles—hopefully not in that Louis Vuitton raincoat. She’ll be reviving her Edgeworth role from previous productions 宝塚歌劇『逆転裁判』第3弾、2013年1月に公演決定! 今回の主役は検事マイルズ・エッジワース(御剣怜侍)!!…
By Brian Ashcraft Published July 31, 2012 - Kotaku East
Man Declares Love to Booth Babe and Is Taken Away by Security
At the recent China Joy gaming expo in Shanghai, a young man in mirrored sunglasses stormed the stage with a bouquet of roses that were made from 100 yuan bills. He presented the roses to a booth companion and confessed his love to her. She didn’t exactly seem pleased and neither did show security. The…
By Brian Ashcraft Published July 31, 2012 - Kotaku East
Final Fantasy III Is Totally Coming to Ouya
Square Enix is bringing its Android version of Final Fantasy III to Ouya. Sure, FFIII is a game you’ve played—and bought—a million times. And you can buy it again when it hits Ouya in March 2013! [Square Enix]
By Brian Ashcraft Published July 31, 2012 - Kotaku East
3DS XL Forced on the Circle Pad Pro
While you probably wouldn’t want to do this yourself (it certainly doesn’t look comfortable!), one Japanese gamer apparently forced the recently released 3DS XL on the Circle Pad Pro and got it to recognize the larger 3DS—which makes sense! Nintendo will release a Circle Pad Pro for the larger 3DS. If you don’t like destroying…
By Brian Ashcraft Published July 31, 2012 - Kotaku East
New Super Mario Bros. 2 Is, Well, a Mario Game (And That’s Not a Bad Thing)
Six years ago, Nintendo returned to its 2D platforming roots with New Super Mario Bros. It went on to become not only the bestselling DS title but also the third bestselling hand-held title ever (behind Pokemon Red/Blue and Tetris) with over 28 million copies sold worldwide. After a brief detour to the Wii, the series…
By Richard Eisenbeis Published July 31, 2012