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I Can Never Look At Pac-Man The Same Way Again
In fact, come to that, I may simply never look at Pac-Man again. It’s just too horrifying. Zach Weiner’s Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal comic crosses the generation gap between an arcade-loving man and a desensitized modern-day kid. Arcade games? Boring? Oh no. Arcade games are terrifying “Pacman,” the man explains, “is the story of a…
By Kate Cox Published September 17, 2012 - Uncategorized
One Heck of an Easter Egg Waits For You in Borderlands 2
At a Borderlands 2 panel PAX Prime last month, Randy Pitchford teased attendees with an “accidental” glimpse of an easter egg paying homage to a super-successful indie game. Stop reading here if you don’t want to get spoiled. According to this thread on Reddit, there’s a bit of Minecraft in Gearbox’s hotly anticpated shooter. Screens…
By Evan Narcisse Published September 17, 2012 -
UncategorizedThis Is Easily The Greatest Xbox Live Beatboxing I’ve Ever Heard
We’ve all heard a lot of weird things over Xbox Live, and by “weird things” I mean “new and creative horizons in racism and homophobia.” But sometimes, just sometimes, we get to hear something truly amazing. This is one of those times. In the video above, beatboxer PinturaEFX (whose real name is Joshua Miranda) goes…
By Kirk Hamilton Published September 17, 2012 -
UncategorizedThree Black Mesa Scientists Have An Awesome Meta-Conversation About Black Mesa: Source
Black Mesa: Source, the long-in-development mod/remake of the original Half-Life, is now available to play. For free. I’m really liking it. Much more than I was expecting to, in fact. It plays like a loving, alt-universe version of Half-Life, which is the best possible approach they could’ve taken. Rather than attempting to pull off a…
By Kirk Hamilton Published September 17, 2012 - Uncategorized
This Piece of Clothing is More Exciting Than World of Warcraft: Mists of Pandaria
The next World of Warcraft expansion is only a week away, which gives me something to do until November, when the official Mists of Pandaria panda hoodie I just ordered from Jinx arrives. I am a huge fan of hats with ears on them, but as a nearly 40-year-old 6’6″ bald man with a beard,…
By Mike Fahey Published September 17, 2012 - Uncategorized
Here’s Your First Look at Bad Piggies, The Next Game from the Angry Birds People
Swine are supposed to be one of the smartest species of fauna on the planet. So it makes sense that Bad Piggies-–the next big game coming from Rovio, the dev studio who created the hit Angry Birds franchise—will have players trying to be mad scientists who create all sorts of insane transportation to get from…
By Evan Narcisse Published September 17, 2012 -
UncategorizedIt’s Obama Vs. Romney In An Auto-Tuned Video Game Deathmatch
What if Obama and Romney were video game characters, and the national conventions were where they did battle? And what if it wasn’t just any video game, but a super catchy music game, where the candidates crooned and harmonized as they amassed a high score of hope-mentions and implications of faith? Well, I’d probably watch,…
By Kirk Hamilton Published September 17, 2012 -
UncategorizedCan You Tell The Difference Between Wii Mario and Wii U Mario?
One of these screenshots above is from New Super Mario Bros. U. The other is for New Super Mario Bros. Wii. Move the slider back and forth to compare. Can you tell which is which? Try this set, too. How about this one? And finally… The Wii U image is the first shot in all…
By Stephen Totilo Published September 17, 2012 - Uncategorized
Why It Doesn’t Matter If This Incredible Looking Racing Game Is on an iPhone
Rob Murray knows you’re going to compare Real Racing 3 to the Gran Turismos and Forza Motorsports of the world. Those PlayStation and Xbox franchises stand as the two best exemplars of a certain kind of authentic racing experience on consoles. Their fans want to replicate being inside a car as much as possible. They…
By Evan Narcisse Published September 17, 2012 - Uncategorized
In Airport Scanner, You Scan People’s Luggage
This is actually a clever idea for a smartphone game: you watch people’s baggage and try to spot weapons. See? Clever! But Airport Scanner is much more than that. In Airport Scanner, there are a variety of things you must keep an eye out for—from pistols and dynamite to ice skates and large bottles of…
By Brian Ashcraft Published September 17, 2012 - Uncategorized
A League of Legends For The PlayStation 3, But With Guns and a Lombax
The next Ratchet & Clank game may be the first important Ratchet & Clank game in many years. The new Ratchet, Full-Frontal Assault, is a modified MOBA or DOTA, and if you don’t know what that means then you may be unaware of one of the hottest genres of video games in the world. Two…
By Stephen Totilo Published September 17, 2012 - Uncategorized
Dragon Age III: Inquisition Is Official, Will Use Battlefield 3‘s Graphics Tech
BioWare executive producer Mark Darrah announced the game officially on the BioWare blog today. The game, called Dragon Age III: Inquisition, doesn’t have much further information beyond the title, which we first heard floated in an earlier leak of some information from a marketing survey. BioWare added in a press release that they are targeting…
By Kate Cox Published September 17, 2012 - Uncategorized
Five Reasons Not to Buy the Wii U from a Reputable British Newspaper
With all the excitement surrounding the upcoming release of Nintendo’s next console, Britain’s largest daily newspaper takes a hard look at the facts of the matter and warns the public against an early Wii U purchase. We should all cancel our preorders right away, as The Sun sets us straight: the GamePad is a Vita,…
By Mike Fahey Published September 17, 2012 -
UncategorizedLots of Things Go Boom In Borderlands 2‘s Launch Trailer
As they should. This launch trailer tells me a few things. For instance, Handsome Jack is an asshole, but we already knew that. The siren Maya is a damn good option for cooperative play, but I already knew that. Oh, and there are a ton of bandits and mechs to fight through. A ton. To…
By Tina Amini Published September 17, 2012 - Uncategorized
Nintendo Doesn’t Think Your Wii U Will Collect Dust
Maybe your Wii is collecting dust. Maybe you’re sick of hearing people say that their Wiis are collecting dust. Either way, it’s undeniable that the Wii has not garnered the same software support as, say, the Xbox 360. Or the PlayStation 3. The Wii’s release schedule over the past two years has had some serious…
By Jason Schreier Published September 17, 2012 -
UncategorizedSomehow, Hitman: Absolution Will Let Agent 47 Kill Dudes With a Plunger
This “Tools of the Trade” trailer makes a point of showing us all the different things that Agent 47 can turn into deadly weapons in the bald death-dealer’s return to consoles and PC. Some of these implements make sense, like the pistols, submachine guns and sniper rifles that the camera lovingly lingers on. And others—like…
By Evan Narcisse Published September 17, 2012 - Kotaku East
Starting Today, Canned Air Is On Sale in China
In Spaceballs, one of the greatest movies ever made, Mel Brooks huffs canned air. The movie features a made up brand called “Perri-Air”, but that doesn’t mean canned air is fiction. Today in China, billionaire Chen Guangbiao launched his line of canned air. Each can of “Good Person Chen Guangbiao” (that’s the trademark!) canned air…
By Brian Ashcraft Published September 17, 2012 - Kotaku East
Lift of Console Ban Rumors Squashed By Ministry Of Culture
Whereas most of the media in the world focusing on China last week was interested in the random disappearance of the new President to be, gamers in China were wondering if the console ban would soon be lifted. However despite all the wishing and praying the Chinese government’s Ministry of Culture came out last week…
By Eric Jou Published September 17, 2012 - Kotaku East
“Fukyu” Apparently Means “F**k You” in Canada
A Japanese restaurant named “Fukyu” was ordered to change its name by the Quebec Superior Court. The name referred to a style of karate, but a Montreal judge said it was “clearly inappropriate”. Japanese speakers would not confuse “fukyu” with “F**k You” because the word is made up of the characters for “fu” and “kyu”.…
By Brian Ashcraft Published September 17, 2012