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Oreo Mega Stuf Cookies: The Snacktaku Review
I’m perfectly capable of making myself sick without your help, Nabisco. Available for a limited time only, Oreo’s Mega Stuff cookies are an answer to the marketing-powered imaginary war going on between fans who enjoy Oreos for the cookie, and those who prefer the creme in the middle. Which side will come out on top?…
By Mike Fahey Published April 1, 2013 -
UncategorizedAsh, Claptrap, Sam and Brock Samson Ante Up for Poker Night 2
Thelong-rumored follow-up to the star-studded Poker Night at the Inventory is no longer rumored, as Telltale Games picks the worst possible day to officially unveil Poker Night 2. It’s the sort of timing one would expect with GLaDOS dealing the cards. It’s a whole new night and a bold new cast replacing the original game’s…
By Mike Fahey Published April 1, 2013 - Uncategorized
Looks Like Newbie Team Fortress 2 Players Might Be Better Than The Pros On Virtual Reality
Team Fortress 2 on virtual reality is a real thing; you can try it out if you happen to have an Oculus Rift developer kit. Since playing games on virtual reality will be new for most of us, players will likely have to undergo an adjustment period in order to avoid a possibly disorienting experience.…
By Patricia Hernandez Published April 1, 2013 - Uncategorized
Our pals at io9 recapped the premiere of HBO’s Game of Thrones. Check it out on their site. Any predictions on whether historians will deem GoT or Metal Gear the series most in need of some plot pruning? Or does that honor go to Kingdom Hearts?
By Stephen Totilo Published April 1, 2013 -
UncategorizedAh, The Beautiful, Serene Experience Of Journey‘s Rocket Death Match DLC Prank
Journey is a beautiful, sometimes somber travel against wind, snow, and loneliness. Your silent interactions with strangers are poetic and more meaningful than exchanged words. And now it comes with rocket-equipped death matches. Or at least that’s what this April Fools’ prank from thatgamecompany would have you believe. I, uh, I would actually play this…
By Tina Amini Published April 1, 2013 - Uncategorized
The Moneysaver: Spec Ops and Darkness II for $4
Turns out you don’t need Humble sales or corporate collapse to get AAA games at indie prices. Gamefly has several bundles of major 2K titles at huge discounts, including a pairing of Spec Ops: The Line and The Darkness II for a ridiculously cheap $4. Check out the other bundles and much more in today’s…
By Shane Roberts Published April 1, 2013 - Uncategorized
“It’s been fifteen years, nine games, and an enormous blast to undertake. If it were my choice, I would do this role forever. To hear anyone else’s voice coming from Snake’s battered throat, makes me a little ill, to be honest.” – David Hayter, talking movingly today in a must-read Twitter message about not playing…
By Stephen Totilo Published April 1, 2013 - Uncategorized
Remember that crazy cat lady game? It’s by Edmund McMillen, and you can think of it as Pokemon-meets-The-Sims. Like Pokemon, your kittens will “evolve” when they become cats. You can also tell hidden stats at a glance, based on visual characteristics. Cool.
By Patricia Hernandez Published April 1, 2013 - Uncategorized
Watch A Bunch Of Game Developers Eat Pie
In what is most assuredly not an April Fools’ joke, the folks at Volition (Saints Row) and a number of other video game development studios are live-streaming themselves eating pie. Volition designer Ryan McCabe told me about this tradition last week. Here’s his full explanation: What is Pie Day? The history of Pie Day is…
By Jason Schreier Published April 1, 2013 - Uncategorized
MLB 2K13‘s Million Dollar Challenge Fixes Exploit That Tarnished Last Year’s Contest
MLB 2K13 has been blasted for beinglittle more than a re-skinned edition of last year’s game, but 2K Sports did correct one of its most glaring exploits, at least—the means of altering an opponent’s lineup during a Million Dollar Challenge game to better your chances of throwing a perfect game and winning a huge cash…
By Owen Good Published April 1, 2013 -
UncategorizedYou Do Not Tease the Return of the Terrifying Creepy Watson
This is not something you joke about, Focus Home Interactive. Once you invoke Creepy Watson, there is no going back. A questionable programming decision granted the erstwhile sidekick to the world’s greatest detective disturbing supernatural powers in 2007’s Sherlock Holmes versus Arsène Lupin. Creepy Watson disappeared in 2012’s The Testament of Sherlock Holmes, replaced with…
By Mike Fahey Published April 1, 2013 -
UncategorizedI’d Rather Be Playing Prison Architect, a Most Uncomfortable Game
The most interesting decision a video game has given me the opportunity to make this year involved the interior decoration of a prison. The choice, which I was presented just yesterday: Did I want to put a window in the cell of a man on death row? Or save the money? Either way, he was…
By Stephen Totilo Published April 1, 2013 -
UncategorizedDungeon Hearts is the Active Time Battle of Puzzle RPGs
As a gamer who has been playing Japanese role-playing games since they’ve been a thing, the first hurdle to overcome in Cube Roots’ Dungeon Hearts was getting used to having my party on the left side of the screen. That’s not where four heroes are supposed to assemble. Then again, four heroes are generally controlled…
By Mike Fahey Published April 1, 2013 -
UncategorizedAn 8-Bit, Co-Op Deus Ex Game Is A Cruel, Cruel April Fools’ Joke
The problem with April Fools’ jokes is that 50% of the time I wish the prank product was actually real. Eidos Montreal contributes to the problem with their version of a prank: the “reveal” of an 8-bit Deus Ex game. This 8-bit game, called Human Defiance, features Jensen again, with new weapons and sweet augmentations…
By Tina Amini Published April 1, 2013 -
UncategorizedWhatever It Is, Far Cry 3: Blood Dragon is Looking More and More Bizarre
This Far Cry 3: Blood Dragon thing simply will not quit. Yes, I know today is April Fools’ Day, but god damn, whatever this is—a film, a game extension, a fantastic hoax—Ubisoft did get it rated by the freaking Australian Classification Board (where it got an 18+ for a “high impact sex scene.”) Now, it…
By Owen Good Published April 1, 2013 -
Uncategorized‘You Can Play As A Door For The Rest Of The Game’ – Dishonored‘s Amazing April Fools Commentary
Sometimes developer diaries are boring. This April Fools developer diary, brilliantly delivered by Dishonored directors Raf Colantonio and Harvey Smith, is not boring. It is amazing. Watch it.
By Jason Schreier Published April 1, 2013 - Uncategorized
Reminder: It’s April 1. Don’t Believe Everything You Read. Especially This Stuff.
It’s getting tiresome, we know, and aside from a gifted minority most “gags” are an annoyance (at best), but so long as people still think April 1 is a green light for them to try and be funny, other people will read websites expecting news and items of interest and instead see lies To help…
By Luke Plunkett Published April 1, 2013 - Uncategorized
Tell Us What You See In The First Screenshot For The Planescape: Torment Successor
Here’s the first screenshot for Torment: Tides of Numenera, the spiritual successor to Planescape: Torment that briefly held the record for “first Kickstarter to $1 million” before it was smashed by Veronica Mars last month. Torment: Tides of Numenera, an isometric RPG that aims to carry on Planescape‘s themes, if not its setting, has already…
By Jason Schreier Published April 1, 2013