Nice Legs! Or Are These Actually Hot Dogs?

We’ve probably all seen dozens of similar pictures on social media sites, with someone on the beach showing their legs and annoying the hell out of others. So the hilarious Tumblr site Hot-Dog Legs is doing a big favor for us all by replacing these legs with hot dogs. Or lets hope these are all…

Cliff Bleszinski project sneak peek number three. At this rate, we should have a pretty good idea of what the game’s like in, what… five years? Anyway, this here is the latest cropped piece of concept art from Cliffy B’s new project, as shared on Twitter

McDonald’s Chinese Black and White Burgers Are… Okay, I Guess

Around this time last year we brought you images of McDonald’s Black and White Burgers—two small “half burgers” that come in a tiny box. Originally a limited one-time deal (like so many of McDonald’s China’s usual offerings), these tiny round bi-colored sandwiches of weird meat, flavourings, sauce and veggies are back again. The verdict on…

There’s a new Dragon Quest browser game. It’s a “Real Time Adventure Parade” title (your guess is as good as mine) called Dragon Quest Monster Parade. Powered by Yahoo Games, DQMP is launching in Japan later this week. There’s also a trailer which you can check out over here

Sure, Eat Ice Cream from a Toilet

This might be the least appetizing ice cream I’ve ever seen. And if the toilet wasn’t enough, there’s a bug hovering above the soft, brown swirl. But it’s a paper bug, you say! And that’s not real poop. This is “Ku-Sofuto”, a word play on the Japanese for “soft serve ice cream” (ソフト or sofuto)…

007? Spider-Pig? Nope, it’s GG Bond, China’s Super Pig

Pigs are god’s gift to earth. There, I said it. In terms of food, nearly every part of the pig is delicious porky goodness, and nowhere else in the world is the pig held in higher esteem than in China. It’s no wonder that one of China’s longest-running 3D animated television shows is a show…

The New Yakuza Game Takes You Back in Time

Sega unveiled a new Yakuza game. It’s called Ryu Ga Gotoku: Ishin. Here’s a first look. “Ryu Ga Gotoku,” of course, is the original Japanese title for the Yakuza games. “Ishin” (維新) means “restoration” as in the Meiji Restoration. This led into the Meiji Period, an era of rapid modernization and industrialization in Japan. It…

China’s Illegal Rooftop Lairs Trade Safety for Spectacle

Why stop at the penthouse when you can put something on the penthouse? Something like a traditional Chinese pagoda, an American style suburb, or even a mountain? Time to scale China’s unusual—and often illegal—high rise structures. Building on buildings is not a new thing in China—or in many cities with tall buildings. For years now,…

Ubisoft’s Child of Light is a Sidescroller With Turn-Based Battles

In a series of tweets, worldwide GDC overseer Simon Carless gave away a few details regarding Ubisoft’s upcoming downloadable title, Child of Light Announced today by Ubisoft’s Patrick Plourde during a presentation at GDC Europe, Child of Light is a “painterly” 2D sidescroller with turn-based battles powered by the engine behind Rayman Origins, and inspired…

New Studio Ghibli anime dated! Kaguya-hime no Monogatari (The Tale of Princess Kaguya) was originally supposed to be out this summer, but it was delayed to fall because the storyboards weren’t finished. Now, according to IT Media, the anime finally has a release date in Japan: November 23.

PS3 Version of Disney Infinity Locking Up, Short-Term Fix Available [UPDATE]

The ambitious new game Disney Infinity is freezing and becoming unplayable for multiple PlayStation 3 users, including two Kotaku editors today. The game’s producer has recommended that PS3 users delete the game’s day-one 1.01 patch. That solution is helping, though online play won’t be available without the patch. We’ve seen some threads on the official…

Adios, Zune: Friendly reminder that, as of Aug. 22, the Zune Marketplace will shut down on Xbox Live, as part of the conversion from Microsoft points to local currency. If you’ve got Microsoft points, they won’t be usable there anymore, in other words. More information is in this FAQ.

Infinite Possibility: Luke Ritson, the guy behind impressive alternative trailers for The Walking Dead and Halo 4, now brings us this—a hype reel for BioShock Infinite if 2K Games was willing to pay the freight for a Johnny Cash song. The usual spoiler alerts are in force for those who haven’t completed the game.

12GB PS3: Best Buy, in the U.S., is now listing a 12GB configuration for the PlayStation 3. This model appeared about a year ago in PAL territories in lieu of a 250GB version under the console’s latest design. It’s going for $199.99. [Update: It has an official page.]

EA Sports’ College Game May Come Back, but Time is Running Out

We’ll soon learn which lone university will bail on EA Sports’ college football video game, ending an 18-year run in which the series featured all of the more than 100 major-division teams every season—a bedrock expectation of any “it’s in the game” claim. The good news is the announcement of who’s in and who’s out…

The Week in Games: Help is on the Way

Finally, we crawl out of the doldrums of mid-summer to three full-scale triple-A releases on Tuesday—and that does not count the launch of Disney Infinity today. Saints Row IV, The Bureau: XCOM Declassified and Splinter Cell: Blacklist all launch this week. Today • Disney Infinity (360, PS3, Wii U, Wii, 3DS, PC) Monday • Sir,…

Kotaku ‘Shop Contest: Psyduck Kid

Last week I thought I had a timely exploitable with the Watermelon Warriors but noooo, y’all wanted Psyduck Kid, the lead image from our Pokémon World Championships roundup. Grievances were lodged; snide, dismissive responses were given and suddenly I was being threatened like I was a games developer or something. Well, OK, here you go.…

Here’s the Roster for ’30 Years of Wrestlemania’ in WWE 2K14

When it announced a special campaign mode this week, WWE 2K14 hinted the game’s roster would be the largest ever by virtue of the fact more than 45 classic bouts would be featured in “30 Years of Wrestlemania.” The question was how many wrestlers would be making repeat appearances to fill out that card. Ten…

Sunday Comics: Effective Anti-fungal Fighter

Welcome to Kotaku‘s Sunday Comics, your weekly roundup of the best webcomics, chosen by our readership. The images enlarge if you click on the magnifying glass icon in the lower right corner. Another Videogame Webcomic by Phil Chan and Joe Dunn. Published Aug. 16. Read more of Another Videogame Webcomic Penny Arcade by Jerry Holkins…

Kotaku ‘Shop Contest: Watermelon Warriors: The Winners

China’s latest fashion trend is dressing toddlers in watermelon rinds, a novel way to both cool and protect your little fruit warrior. We’ve got 20 up-armored finalists in this week’s roundup, plus overall winner toolsoldier! Note: Yes, we will be doing Psyduck kid tomorrow. I suppose that spoils the post theme, but you still need…