Buggy penis physics: check out Eurogamer’s story on Mount Your Friends,the competitive climbing game where your character’s genitals spin like windmills. Apparently, this is a feature that was not actually originally intended. Thank god for bugs!

Today’s Deals: LIVE Gold, Razer Naga Hex, Tomb Raider Collection

Grab Razer’s MMO mouse, a top contender in our gaming mouse voting, for its lowest price ever today in “wash yourself in the blood of your enemies’ red.” A great choice of accent color for the discerning adventurer. Razer Naga Hex | $58 LIVE Gold 1 Year | $40 Games PC Mac PS3 Borderlands 2…

How To Survive Driving Into The Ocean In GTA V (And Other Fun Facts)

Speaking of the little details that make GTA V so great, here’s a video that answers questions I didn’t even know I had. Like, does a helmet actually do anything to protect your head? Can a car run out of gas? Can a car that’s run out of gas still explode? If a tree falls…

Excellent Battlefield 4 Beta Elevator Shoots Players Into the Sky

Battlefield 4 is currently in beta. So is the elevator that shoots players into the sky. Some gamers have been having a lot of fun with it, including this guy who uses it to leap above a sniper and surprise-kill him from behind. That’s the video above, by Stun_gravy. Here’s a fun discovery one, via…

Unintentionally Awesome Moments In GTA Online

You really are a bastard, Ohcrapnick (I think that’s your name. That’s the what the guy called you at 0:28 of this video, anyway). But you’re one hell of a driver, straddling the highway barrier in Grand Theft Auto Online, I’ll give you that. Ohcrapnick’s daredevil antics, death by cash register, and a couple of…

Amazing LEGO Ninja Fight Will Make You Wish You Were A Kid Again

What goes on inside the head of a child playing with a couple of LEGO ninja? Stop-motion animator supreme Counter656 gives us a thrilling peek. Adult toy collectors (like myself) spend hundreds of dollars trying to recapture the magic that toys held for us as children. Counter656 spends dozens of hours recreating it so we…

Don’t Buy This Grand Theft Auto App on Android

Friendly reminder, the “iFruit” companion app to Grand Theft Auto V is available, as of now, for Apple iOS devices only—and it is free. That hasn’t stopped some guy from selling one under the same name for $2.79 for Android phones and tablets. What’s more, users allege the name of the app was changed, from…

Assassin’s Creed IV Looks Good So Far. But Can It Save The Series?

In 22 days’ time, we’ll know what’s really up with the next Assassin’s Creed. We’ll know if all of those trailers and videos Ubisoft has been pumping out for AC IV: Black Flag—13 of them!—have been the oozing confidence of a team that knows they’ve made a great game or have been the sprayed misdirection…

Injustice Hits Vita, PS4, PC Next Month

Warner Bros’ superhero-stuffed fighting game is getting one of those fancy collector’s editions and a whole bunch of new platforms: Injustice: Gods Among Us will come to Vita, PS4, and PC on November 12. (November 29 in Europe.) This is the ultimate edition, which comes with all of the game’s DLC, character skins, extra missions,…

Xbox One DVR Can Record Gameplay When Achievements Unlock [UPDATE]

Something terrible. Something cool. The saga of the Xbox One has swung from one extreme to the other over the last few months. So, after the unsettling news about what Microsoft may be trying to sell to advertisers, there’s a slightly better feature of the Xbox One that’s come to light. When you hit an…

GTA V Narrated By Morgan Freeman Sounds Like A Bedtime Story

The calm, magical voice of Morgan Freeman—impersonated by Jason Stephens—makes us forget that GTA V is full of murder and turns Franklin’s vacation in Los Santos into a peaceful tale. Probably wouldn’t work with Trevor. Franklin’s Sh!tty Vacation With Morgan Freeman (GTA 5) [Machinima, YouTube] To contact the author of this post, write to: [email protected]

The Best Part Of The League Of Legends Championship Was The Anime

I spent a substantial chunk of Friday night at Atlanta’s Battle & Brew game bar, watching the League of Legends 2013 World Championship while my friend tried to explain what was going on. The only thing that stuck with me was this awesome animation of the game’s top players, created by the animation studio behind…

A pretty appropriate take on the stages of a Soldier character in Team Fortress 2 Starting off with a Tour of Duty ticket, it only takes three steps to reach the level where you’d probably have to sell your soul for further progress. Dayshot is an image-based feature that runs every morning, showcasing some of…

Japan’s Newest Superheroes Are Fruity

When I heard that Japan’s newest superhero show was based on fruit, I scoffed. How silly! And then, I saw their outfits. That changed everything Above, you can see the transformation (変身 or “henshin”) for the latest Kamen Rider series, Kamen Rider Gaim. Somebody sure had fun thinking this one up! Of course, Kamen Rider…

Angry Birds Theme Park Opens in China

The Angry Birds theme park had long been in the works. Rovio’s been angling to create a theme park in China since 2011. After years of planning, the park was finally officially opened to the public last week. There was a soft opening, with the park being open to the public for the latter part…

Smacking Monsters With A Shovel Is Best Done In 8-Bit

Back when we last looked at it, Shovel Knight was still in its infancy—a wee Kickstarter project looking to gain some traction. Well, that was several months and $311,502 ago. As you can see in the above, recently released trailer, the 8-bit platformer is looking (and sounding) as good as ever. I especially love the…

Life-Sized Dragon Ball Z Papercraft Is Over 9000!

For this, you’ll need more than lots of space in your abode and a fanatic Dragon Ball Z love. You’ll need lots of paper. Papercraft site Paper Juke created this life-sized DBZ Goku, and earlier this year, Korean blogger Sinsis uploaded the finished piece. It’s truly impressive. Ver.Juke [Sinsis] To contact the author of this…

Check Out China’s Ridiculous Guidelines For Chinese Travelers

Overtaking obnoxious American tourists as the most annoying tourists in certain parts of the world, Chinese tourists now have a guideline to follow when they travel. Certainly, not all are bad, but sadly, the travel guidelines listed by the Chinese government for its people to travel by are nothing short of ridiculous. While Chinese golden…

Tropic Cola? That Makes Me Angry… Angry Birds Angry!

The merchandising geniuses at Rovio are back again. This time around, instead of incredibly weird meats and Star Wars-themed video games, the fine folks that make Angry Birds have now released a series of Angry Birds Colas. Originally sold and marketed in Finland and Europe, Angry Birds soda has been showing up slowly around the…

A Veteran Game Designer And His Old-School First-Person RPG

Guido Henkel has been in the gaming industry for over thirty years, where he worked on classic titles such as Planescape Torment and Fallout 2. Now, he wants to make a comeback with a new old-school RPG, titled Deathfire: Ruins of Nevermore Deathfire promises to be a turn- and party-based fantasy first-person RPG that takes…