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On Post-Apocalyptic Meme Usage
Josh Corpuz is an artist who has worked in the video game business for a few years now, for studios in the US, Japan and Europe. You can see more of Josh’s work at his personal site and ArtStation page To see the larger pics in all their glory (or, if they’re big enough, so…
By Luke Plunkett Published May 24, 2015 -
UncategorizedA Fridge Full Of Jurassic Park Games Is Good eBay
“Refrigerator full of Super Nintendo Jurassic Park games”. That eBay listing title says everything your heart needs to know. Well, almost. The fridge isn’t actually included in the sale. But over 300 video games—mostly copies of Jurassic Park for the Super Nintendo—are. Jurassic Park on the SNES was a masterpiece, combining Zelda-like overworld gameplay with…
By Luke Plunkett Published May 24, 2015 - CultureCosplay
Amazing BioShock Cosplay Doesn’t Need Booker Or Elizabeth
We get it, Booker and Elizabeth are cool characters with neat outfits. But not every cosplay from BioShock Infinite needs to be of the two main characters Take this Motorized Patriot, for example. It’s one of the best examples of BioShock cosplay I’ve ever seen. The outfit’s great, the flags are perfect and the make-up…
By Luke Plunkett Published May 24, 2015 - Uncategorized
Amateur Spider-Man Fails Backflip, Destroys Face
This footage, from a kid’s birthday party in Argentina, shows some guy dressed as Spider-Man attempting a sick backflip to impress the children. Emphasis on attempting Hope he’s OK. On one hand it’s funny, yes, because haha Spider-Man, but on the other, those are tiles he landed on. With his face. Ouch. You can see…
By Luke Plunkett Published May 24, 2015 - Uncategorized
Kotaku ‘Shop Contest: Bowser’s Big Interview
Earlier this week Nintendo of America proudly announced that it had hired Mr. Doug Bowser as its new vice president of sales. What I want to know if how he dressed for that interview. I think our readers can help. Or Steve thought our readers could help and I used his suggestion, even though I…
By Mike Fahey Published May 24, 2015 - Culture
The Week In Games: Splat!
It’s that giddy, all-too-rare sort of week where we get to be deliriously excited about a Nintendo console release! I’ve managed to play exactly zero Splatoon over the past several weeks, so I’ll be going into Friday’s release clean, free of any worry over potential connectivity issues that may arise or preconceived notions about which…
By Mike Fahey Published May 24, 2015 - Culture
Snacktaku PSA: Snacking While Sleepy Can Kill A Pizza
This was once a pizza. Now it is a cautionary tale. The once proud frozen disc of dough, meat, cheese and sauce was transformed late last night in a three-hour, 375 degree ritual I can only imagine was excruciatingly painful. It certainly smelled painful, and if I know anything it’s the smell of pain. At…
By Mike Fahey Published May 24, 2015 -
UncategorizedWhen Witcher 3 Bears And Cyclopes Go To War, Everybody Wins
Well, except maybe Geralt, but you can’t stage a massive battle between 20 bears and 20 cyclopes without breaking a few Witchers. YouTube’s Geo “Tyrannicon” Paradissis’ got a brand-new game, and he’s wastes no time laying waste to the untouched grasslands of CD Project’s latest. Such glorious chaos, and this is only the beginning. Tyrannicon…
By Mike Fahey Published May 24, 2015 -
UncategorizedJust Cause‘s Grapple Gun Is Exactly What Grand Theft Auto V Needed
Anyone who called Grand Theft Auto V a perfect game before the release of this Just Cause 2 grapple gun mod is a lying liar who lies. As seen in the video below from GTA X Scripting (via GameSpot), modder JulioNIB has given PC GTA V players the most entertaining accessory of all time. It’s…
By Mike Fahey Published May 24, 2015 - Culture
Kotaku ‘Shop Contest: Hot Pockets: The Winners!
So many amazingly horrific entries inlast week’s “food”-themed ‘Shop Contest, but the winner is a simple, iconic image of Link from The Legend of Zelda playing the lovely “Song of Ass Storms.” All we wanted to do was show the folks in charge of Hot Pockets marketing how toproperly tie their product in with video…
By Mike Fahey Published May 24, 2015 - Uncategorized
Today’s Best Deals: Bloodborne for $40, Home Theater Upgrades, More
Bloodborne, one of the better games of 2015 so far, gets a significant discount today. Snap it up while you can, and check out the rest of today’s best deals below. [Bloodborne, $40]
By Shane Roberts Published May 24, 2015 -
UncategorizedThe Perfect Weekend For A Waterslide. Maybe Not This One.
You must be exactly this height and weight to ride this ride, or else. Using the keen powers of sadistic evil automatically bestowed upon a person upon booting up RollerCoaster Tycoon 3, Redditor DaHrakl created the ultimate waterslide. And by “ultimate” I mean “final”, as only a very sprecific subset of park visitors would be…
By Mike Fahey Published May 24, 2015 - Culture
Sunday Comics: Go Forth In Style
Welcome to Kotaku’s Sunday Comics, your weekly roundup of the best webcomics. The images enlarge if you click on the magnifying glass icon. Nerf NOW!! by Josué Pereira. Published May 22. Read more of Nerf NOW!! Awkward Zombie by Katie Tiedrich. Published May 19. Read more of Awkward Zombie Penny Arcade by Jerry Holkins and…
By Mike Fahey Published May 24, 2015 -
UncategorizedTil Morning’s Light Explores The Softer Side Of Adventure Horror
If Erica Page can’t battle her way through a haunted mansion filled with horrific beasts and break an ancient curse before sunrise her life is forfeit, her soul trapped for all eternity. Doesn’t that sound like fun? In my experience a game that begins with the protagonist trapped in a haunted house can go one…
By Mike Fahey Published May 23, 2015 - Uncategorized
This Week, Destiny Got A Hell Of A Lot Better
Everyone loves a redemption story. On Tuesday, Destiny’s second major expansion, House of Wolves, went live. I’ve been playing all week and, good news: Not only is House of Wolves superior to its preceding expansion The Dark Below, it feels like the wholesale upgrade that Destiny desperately needed. The story so far: In September of…
By Kirk Hamilton Published May 23, 2015 -
UncategorizedBad Lip Reading Assembles The Redneck Avengers
Remember the chilling scene in the first Avengers movie in which Loki tells Black Widow to run to Piggly Wiggly to get him Skittles, cigarettes and Big League Chew? Oh wait, that’s Bad Lip Reading’s Redneck Avengers. Bad doughnuts, spurned incestuous love, bad pig—I know a lot of you were worried by Joss Whedon’s departure…
By Mike Fahey Published May 23, 2015 -
UncategorizedFive Minutes With The Aperture Science Heuristic Portal Pinball Device
Because Aperture Science would never release something as plebeian as a pinball table. Coming next week to Zen Pinball 2, Pinball FX 2 and whatever other pinball platforms Zen Studios has running about causing trouble, Portal Pinball reunites fans of Valve’s first-person puzzler with the likes of GLaDOS, Wheatley, Atlas, P-Body and the ever talkative…
By Mike Fahey Published May 23, 2015 - Uncategorized
The Witcher 3 Benchmarked: The New Crysis
Around this time four years ago The Witcher 2: Assassins of Kings impressed critics with its opulent and demanding PC graphics, rich environments and storytelling, along with innovative combat mechanics. Selling nearly two million copies in its first year, the game was a great success for CD Projekt Red so it came as no surprise…
By Steven Walton Published May 23, 2015 -
UncategorizedPersona 4: Dancing All Night In Women’s Clothing
It’s wouldn’t be a proper Persona 4 spinoff without tons of crazy costumes. Last week Atlus revealed swimwear for the ladies. This week, something much more entertaining. With a little over a month before Dancing All Night’s Japanese Vita release, Atlus demonstrate’s the cast’s amazing ability to make any outfit work, from swimwear… …to Yu,…
By Mike Fahey Published May 23, 2015