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Destiny Action Figures Are Like Fancy Dress GI Joes
There’s a new line of Destiny figures coming from McFarlane, and these ones are both smaller and a lot less expensive than the current option. Out later this year, the figures will be 7″ tall (except for Lord Saladin, who is 10″), very articulated and come with a range of the original game’s most famous…
By Luke Plunkett Published May 31, 2017 -
CultureTotal RecallWatch (Part Of) A Mario Anime That’s Been Lost For Almost 20 Years
While most of Mario’s adventures through 1980s animation have been preserved on YouTube, not everything has managed to find its way online. Like 1989’s Super Mario Traffic Safety, which for the first time we’re now able to watch (well, at least some of it). Produced by Toei as an instructional safety video for Japanese schoolkids,…
By Luke Plunkett Published May 31, 2017 -
UncategorizedNintendo Switch Survives 1,000 Foot Drop
Nintendo products are primarily known for two things: functioning as portals to wonderlands of whimsy, and being so durable that they can survive being hit by trucks, or more dangerously, children. The Switch is a worthy heir to that legacy. Thin, glossy, and fragile as it looks, Nintendo’s console/portable hybrid is a damn brick. UnlockRiver…
By Nathan Grayson Published May 31, 2017 - Uncategorized
Those Prey Tracking Bracelets Were Junk All Along
Prey is filled with mysteries. What’s going on aboard Talos-1? Who is Morgan Yu, and how did she get into this mess? And most importantly, should I hold on to this tracking bracelet I’ve been carrying around for the past six hours? That third mystery has been solved, at long last. The patch notes for…
By Kirk Hamilton Published May 31, 2017 -
UncategorizedKilling Jason Is Possible In The Friday the 13th Game, But It’s Not Easy
Killing Jason in Friday the 13th is a complicated process that’s easy to mess up. Watching people attempt it is thrilling, even when they fail. Since it’s possible for counselors to escape on their own, and because running into Jason can often lead to getting impaled on a tree branch, you might be tempted to…
By Gita Jackson Published May 31, 2017 -
UncategorizedThe Weirdness Of Fire Emblem Heroes‘ Bride Class
While Fire Emblem has had “Brides” for years now, their recent inclusion in a seasonal Heroes event makes the label “waifu simulator” feel less like a joke and more of a staple of the series’ identity. I’ve learned to love the sillier side of Fire Emblem Heroes and the franchise as a whole. A funny…
By Heather Alexandra Published May 31, 2017 - Uncategorized
Programmer Puts $50,000 On Stock Market, Lets Twitch Decide What To Do
Yesterday, “playing the stock market” took on a whole new meaning. On new Twitch channel Stock Stream, Amazon engineer Mike Roberts entrusted his $50,000 savings to the chaos that is Twitch chat, where thousands of anonymous users invest it in what they please. Roberts says it’s the world’s first co-op, multiplayer game that uses real…
By Cecilia D'Anastasio Published May 31, 2017 -
CultureBattlegrounds Player Pretends To Be An Army Man, Crushes It
In PlayerUnknown’s Battlegrounds, squads live and die on effective communication and, when all else fails, gutsy bravado. There are worse things you can do, then, than pretend to be an over-the-top military commander. In a video posted over the weekend, StoneMountain64 dropped into a random matchmaking squad and immediately began acting like an absurdist pastiche…
By Nathan Grayson Published May 31, 2017 - Uncategorized
Our First Impressions Of Tekken 7: Satisfying, Difficult
Early on in Tekken 7’s story mode, I’m told to throw Heihachi’s five-year-old son off a cliff. It’s canon in the Tekken series, typically a drama saved for cut scenes. Here, it’s flippant—push the square and triangle buttons and, buh-bye, kid Tekken 7, which will release on June 2nd, entices players who, like me, fell…
By Cecilia D'Anastasio Published May 31, 2017 -
UncategorizedOverwatch‘s New Map Is On The Moon
Overwatch just premiered its newest map, which is set on the moon circa 2060. It’s Horizon Lunar Colony, an assault map where players battle it out to capture the point while discovering clues from the former scientific base. Check it out: Of course, it’s a map for Overwatch’s beloved Winston, a genetically-engineered gorilla who used…
By Cecilia D'Anastasio Published May 31, 2017 - Uncategorized
Ubisoft’s ’80s Logo Is Still Their Best
Ubisoftannounced its new logo today, marking the third major brand makeover since the company switched from game distributer to developer back in 1995. That’s what happens when you throw away something as perfect as the magenta and cyan original. Look at those glorious block letters. Behold what looks like two half Ps desperately trying to…
By Mike Fahey Published May 31, 2017 - Uncategorized
Prey Adds Noticeable PS4 Pro Features, Despite Advertising Them Weeks Ago
When Prey first came out, players were confused to find that, despite coming in a box that claimed the game was “PS4 Pro Enhanced,” it did not look or play measurably better on PS4 Pro. Same resolution, same framerate, same options. Now, however, Bethesda’s finally added some bells and whistles. Three weeks after Prey’s release,…
By Nathan Grayson Published May 31, 2017 - Uncategorized
One Year Later, Did Microsoft Keep Their E3 2016 Promises?
E3 is right around the corner, and that means we’re about to get deluged with colossal news and shiny new trailers. And as we do every year before the hype, let’s first take a look back to see if the three console makers delivered on all the grand promises they made at last year’s E3.…
By Narelle Ho Sang Published May 31, 2017 - Reviews
The Walking Dead: A New Frontier: The Kotaku Review
The Walking Dead: A New Frontier is a series defined by contradiction. The third season of Telltale’s successful narrative game franchise, which comes to a close this week with the release of final episode “From The Gallows,” is full of interesting characters the player won’t care about. It’s painfully human but insufferably cliche. The season…
By Heather Alexandra Published May 31, 2017 -
UncategorizedHere’s The PlayStation Plus Lineup For June
If you missed Life is Strange, PlayStation Plus has you covered with June’s lineup. You’ll also get Killing Floor 2 for PS4. As ever, these games are only “free” if you have an active PlayStation Plus subscription. PS4 Killing Floor 2 Life is Strange PS3 Abyss Odyssey WRC 5: World Rally Championship PS Vita (cross-buy…
By Riley MacLeod Published May 31, 2017