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Kotaku 'Shop Contest: They'll Never Find Waldo: Winners!

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Last week I tasked our Photoshop army to hide famous crowd-member Waldo someplace no one would ever find him—especially not science. As you can see, uscg_pa's winning entry depicts a place we will never, ever find Waldo. Well played.

This was a pretty easy one, all things considered, so I leaned heavily on creativity when choosing this week's amazing other winning entries of awesome. That said, somehow there are two winning-ish entries featuring the same Sports Illustrated swimsuit issue cover, so that first sentence may have had a little bullshit in it.

This Week's Amazing Other Winning Entries Of Awesome

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Mrichston — for making everybody sad.

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Buck Stanley — because we'd never find him in stores.

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Phillip — for delicious hamburgers, so moist and elusive.

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TotallyGeeked — for the revised hardcore gamer IQ test.

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steinlo — for no second chances.

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Spencer G. — because he's not getting out of there alive.

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MisterFeeble — for using science against science.

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Private_Smiley — for finding and using this image.

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Tkeleth — is this too soon? I can never tell.

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CityShrimp — for referencing the greatest corpseplay movie of all time.

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SecretAsianMan — he's the last guy on the couch, right?

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Hollow_Log — I'm not clicking that.

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BlahBlahBlahXXX — for part one.

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Lozzle — for part two.

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Ginger Snap — for hiding him in a drawer in my office.

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Doctor Nein — for having Waldo stabbed by preteens.

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sillstaw — I see what you did there.

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arniejolt — for Waldo, the living planet.

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ozimov — because Waldo does smell pretty bad.

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sciteach — for being a teacher who makes images like this.

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AnthonyB — just going to take his word for it.

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HundredGunner — not even a particular set of skills can find him.

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BRUXXUS — because this is just so perfect.

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Cdsmasher — though that's not going to be a pure batch.

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Divyansh — because damn there are a lot of Power Rangers.

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KBABZ — for going the minimalist route.

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Ihsus — for erasing all distinguishing marks.

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Koyawata — because some things are not meant to be found.

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blazeeeee1 — for leaving out Waldo and just posting this freaky flag with a face.

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RuffaloWings — for the most perfect hiding spot ever.

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BowlofToilet — if only there were less Vita games...

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Spaceludes — okay, I'm almost positive this is too soon.

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Arch Duke Maxyenko — because this image just fits every occasion, doesn't it?

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Megakay — because I laughed.

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Brandon0151 — for making this with stills from his video collection.

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codexcdm — for keeping doing the same thing over and over again expecting different results.

And finally...

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uscg_pa — for the win!

Be sure to tune in later today, when I shall reveal AMERICA'S NEXT TOP MODEL.

Or just the next 'Shop Contest. Probably that.