Kotaku 'Shop Contest: The E3 2014 Decorating Committee: the Winners!

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Last week I challenged the master image manipulators of our readership to design the E3 2014 signage they'd like to see. I guarantee what they've come up with is better than the real thing.

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Here's what's going on on the outside of the LA Convention Center right now, via Attack of the Fanboy:

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How boring. Not one explosion with Nintendo's Satoru Iwata walking away from it in slow-motion, as in this week's winning entry from Deemenator. Reality, cursed to forever be bested by dreams. Hell, in reality Iwata isn't even making it to the show this year. A good look at the next big Zelda game, on the other hand — that could still happen.

In fact, anything could happen, except for any of our standout entries making it to the top of the convention center this year. What a pity.

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Cheddarface — because every Watch Hogs reference is golden.

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CheekyDesign — for going over the advertising budget.

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RickyTheVoice — for bannerception.

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Bashi — because it deserves it.

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Ntbusso — the reason DLC, only $2.99.

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Kcity — because I just got the joke

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toolsoldier — because it really did.

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FazerGS — though I am pretty sure that name is retired forever.

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DudeGirlz — for making me glad I'm staying home again.

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FabulousNickname — Nooooooooooooo!

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Railgun — because sure, why not?

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MrRainbowRoad — because it does, technically.

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marrOw — because I'd still buy it.

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Nick Gapp — because I did not expect this.

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curugon — for pumping up the jam.

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Major Salty — because I was mean to Watch Dogs.

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Turbolence88 — for Jalopnik's sake.

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bafarlamu11 — OMG Putt Putt!

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Chury Sanson — because some of us get it.

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FoeJRed — for a pronounced lack of faith.

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Arch Duke Maxyenko, can into — for reals.

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Nick M — because he would die.

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Brandon0151 — because that body is always ready.

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GiantBoyDetective — because we needed this.

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arniejolt — because that is no Happy Meal.

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[A] — because nothing changed.

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MrDeadScott — because one day...

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Ganonthegreat1 — for the birds.

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sciteach — because I am pretty sure it was just like this.

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azureguy — for fanning the flames.

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trixster90 — because that's what it would take.

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Greg The Mad — for being the sanest one here.

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MasterChef_117 — for almost getting the German right.

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uscg_pa — SHARKS!!!!

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Aryn — for diversity and equality, like they said.

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theomeganerd — stop making us cry.

and finally...

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Deemenator — for the win!

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CaryKokujin
CaryKokujin

They told him to step down, instead he stepped it up.