The three prime directives of the 'Shop Contest: Serve the public trust; protect the innocent; uphold the funny. Working from a bigass statue of Robocop that, dead or alive, is coming to Detroit, we've got a baker's dozen of hilarious 'Shops inside, including overall No. 1 Negitoro!

First, the original exploitable:

And here are the finalists!

arniejolt


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Clutchy


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Cuddles


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edy_pagaza


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HampstaSandwich


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hugmungous


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jaepro


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negitoro


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Septemtriones


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Tom Bomb


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toolsoldier


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