When Nintendo of America hired Doug Bowser to be its new VP of sales, the world had one question—how did he dress for the interview? Question answered.

The question was answered in many different ways, some silly, some sexy and some a little of both. Cartoonivore’s ‘shop this week was almost too subtle—it took me a moment to see the strings coming from the Doug Bowser mask—but once I saw them, this was claws-down my favorite.

That doesn’t mean I don’t love all of last week’s entries equally. I even made a list of my other, less-lovable favorites.

This Week’s Koopa Kids

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blazeeeee1 — in honor of Father’s Day

UnicornsRidingHumans — because this is how I dress for job interviews.

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sillstaw — though who says this isn’t sexy?

MrDeadScott — for whipping out Mario Paint.

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mpar — because he is the last one!

Mrichston — for the sheer horror this image brings.

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CityShrimp — for ‘shopception.

Fluidice — for making other countries angry for no good reason.

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PunisherAB — for the pixel art.

sciteach — for what I can’t stop calling Seth Green.

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toolsoldier — for the fresh beats. I think.

Zyion — for confirming fears that his entire purpose for working with Nintendo is to get Mario.

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Fizziks — for totally helping.

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Velops — I just like the shirt.

UI 2.0 — for incriminating photos

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Chrury Sanson — because it was an inside job.

SharedProphet — because he’s just so cute!

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Erixsan —because this is how I dressed for prom.

Zedrue — because I have the weirdest Bowser right now.

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amazingmao — because he does.

bugashi — because now I want this cartoon.

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mulled0220 — for going full pixel on Doug.

Mister Fox — so close, but so Cyanide and Happiness.

And of course...

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Cartoonivore — for the win!

Come back later today, when our next contest will involve some sort of visual imagery.