Kim Kardashian As Lara Croft? That Can't Be Right, Can It?

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The Tomb Raider film franchise is on the cusp of a reboot, putting a younger-than-Angelina-Jolie Lara Croft onscreen and spinning a new origin story-type yarn. Could that younger Lara Croft be somehow famous person Kim Kardashian?


The next Tomb Raider flick is reportedly going to shoot in 3D and feature "a far more comic-strip version of Lara," according to a report from Showbiz Spy, who says that Kim Kardashian—who's not really an actress so much as she is a person who gets photographed—is in "negotiations" to take on the role. The rumored potential candidate for a future younger Lara—Kardashian's about 6 years younger than Jolie—is at least taking acting classes.

I've seen at least one movie starring Kim, but it certainly wasn't shown in any theaters, and that one was alright. Maybe it's not such a bad thing...

Kim Kardashian - The Next Angelina Jolie? [Showbiz Spy]



I honestly don't see why people give a shit about Kim Kardashian. She's a horse with a huge pair of tits that can't act worth a damn. I've seen better acting from a drainage pipe.