Five imagined status updates, and their comments, reveal the typical comings, goings and doings of gaming's glitterati, played perfectly to type.

For my money, Tails' pitiful sycophancy is bested only by Mega Man's personality test disappointment. As someone who used to write Facebook personality tests (literally) I can vouch for their unscientific inaccuracy and overall irrelevance.

5 Video Game Status Updates [College Humor, thanks Ken]