Hitler Recaps the Week in Video Gaming

Godwin's Law states that "as an online discussion grows longer, the probability of a comparison involving Nazis or Hitler approaches 1." As basically all video game discussion takes place online, let's just cut to the chase and give der fuehrer's take on recent events.

Hitler finds out that Toadette is not playable in Mario Party 9

DICE Informs Hitler about the Battlefield "Close Quarters" DLC

"Hitler planning the Minecraft griefer has been stole his things"

SPOILERS: Hitler Reacts to Mass Effect 3's Ending