Godwin’s Law states that “as an online discussion grows longer, the probability of a comparison involving Nazis or Hitler approaches 1.” As basically all video game discussion takes place online, let’s just cut to the chase and give der fuehrer’s take on recent topics of interest to gamers.
It’s been a month since we checked in with Hitler for his take on video games, especially the announcements coming out of E3. As expected, he is none too pleased with current developments.
Hitler Reviews Mario Tennis Open
That goddamn Fegelein. In-laws always fuck up your enjoyment of everything, video games especially.
June 12, 2012
By tailsncream
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lk2gVuJuFWw
Hitler and Others Play QWOP
It’s scary how much I have in common with history’s most evil despot, when I play this game, anyway. Ten solid minutes of swearing in German, with extremely offensive subtitles.
June 10, 2012
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lOvX8czduL4
Hitler Reacts to Splinter Cell: Blacklist
Hitler’s a big fan of Ham Tyler in the Splinter Cell series, too. Here he gets the bad news that Michael Ironside is too old and too fat to continue in the role.
June 6, 2012
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IZKjFdBj3UM
Hitler Plans to Buy Battlefield 3 Premium
Another E3 announcement that went over like a turd in a punchbowl. Hitler’s fed up with Black Ops and decrees no more. He’s buying Battlefield 3: Premium, fuck all you haters.
June 7, 2012
By Luigafan0798
