Some of them look more natural than others. Sheik looks completely at home shaking her hips and throwing wild elbows. Charizard much less so. But most haunting of all are the stretched out characters like Earthbound’s Ness and Animal Crossing’s Villager whose long, pale, bouncing legs just can’t be unseen.


For years Captain Falcon has been telling the other Smash fighters to show him their moves, but somehow I don’t think this is what he meant.