Good Morning, Here Are The Terrible Raps From Trials Evolution

Yesterday I gave you the terrible yet awesome Mickey Rourke raps from Rogue Warrior to lull you through your Saturday. Sunday is a much worse deal.


The intro raps from (very good) motorcycle balancer game Trials Evolution are a lot like if a drunk middle-aged beardy guy crashed your eighteenth birthday party thinking he was ‘down with the kids’. That it’s intentionally that bad is not much of a comfort.

Anyway! Happy Sunday. Lob some Trials on your games contraption and drink something cold.

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Still the best video game rap credits sequence and it’s been over 8 years now: