Yesterday I gave you the terrible yet awesome Mickey Rourke raps from Rogue Warrior to lull you through your Saturday. Sunday is a much worse deal.

The intro raps from (very good) motorcycle balancer game Trials Evolution are a lot like if a drunk middle-aged beardy guy crashed your eighteenth birthday party thinking he was ‘down with the kids’. That it’s intentionally that bad is not much of a comfort.

Anyway! Happy Sunday. Lob some Trials on your games contraption and drink something cold.