Gaming for Love: Finding Love in MMOs

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There's a more or less constant trickle of mainstream articles discussing people 'finding love in all the wrong places' — but Tom Francis has a hilarious look at his attempts to play the dating game in MMOs. He tracks his progress in EVE Online, WoW and City of Heroes. The CoH section is my personal favorite, featuring Francis' trenchcoated character, 'Manley Power,' whose bio page read "Power's two favourite things are commitment and changing himself.":

Although some of the female gamers I know only play sexy characters, all of them object to luridly over-sexualised body shapes. This did not seem like the sort of physiology a real woman would choose.

Still, I invited her to do a mission with me. She accepted and suggested I take the lead. Manley Power approved. I didn't want to spring the obvious question too soon, as it'd be a shame to creep her out if my intuition was wrong. But after skewering most of the goons in the warehouse together, an easy way to broach it occurred: "So, from the sheer size of your character's breasts, I'm guessing you're male in real life?" At exactly the same time, a speech bubble appeared over her own head: "lets go out."

Wait, what? Is Manley Power that attractive that she'd instantly ask his player out? Or was she referring to some sort of cyber-relationship? God, maybe she was male and still wanted to hook up in-game. I should have known when I found myself warming to my creation: I'd made him too pretty. I'd created a manly monster. Hang on, she probably means the warehouse. We've finished, we can leave now. "Yeah, im male lol" Correction, he probably means the warehouse.

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It's a clever and funny look at the intricacies of introductions in MMOs - and a hell of a lot more fun to read than an article on some guy who left his real-life wife for a Second Life vixen.

The Dating Game [ComputerAndVideoGames.com via Rock, Paper, Shotgun]

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@CaptainSquishy: Congrats, sounds almost like me and the husby.

I met my husby on FFXI, but at the time, we were just two friends in a linkshell (guild). It wasn't till after I had to stop playing to focus on work that we started keeping in touch via emails. Kind of like the pen pals of olden days, but on a more modern, immediate mail receiving levels.

He was in the UK, I was in the US, but after months of correspondence, we hit it off without realizing how right we were for each other back when we were in FFXI. Long story short, I moved to the UK, married him, and we've been playing WoW and whatever else we can get our hands on together while we wait for Warhammer or D3 to steal our attention and will hit our first year anni towards the end of this year.

It's not impossible to find someone online, it's just one of those things you have to have common sense with. Get to know each other in game and out, and don't make any commitments till you've met (in public, with friends even) and have gotten to spend time together in real life.

The days of a/s/l are outdated. I never trusted those guys who asked that as an opener and am glad I never did.

On a related note, that screenshot of the pink kilted hero is hilarious. And it's all about the Tauren for 'man'ly (or at least Troll for rogue).