Torture

Bored out of his mind due to the ongoing lockdown, Jalopnik senior editor Jason Torchinsky made a working plush…

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Uh, that doesn’t look good.

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Across thousands of years of existence, we as a people have come to regard war as pretty bad. Senseless violence and…

There is no elevator pitch for Death Stranding.

The sun is bright. Blinding, almost. It is late afternoon on the last day of TwitchCon, and I have been waiting in…

I got to choose a lot of things in my life. My job, my wife, my friends, my dog—all have been good and wonderful.…