The Director's Cut

You know, I hate to come down from Wayne County. I have businesses in Lansing. I have muffler shops, chicken chains.…

It was all that Dan Marino's fault, everyone knows that. If he had held the ball, laces out, like he was supposed…

He's got a two day head start on you, which is more than he needs. Brody's got friends in every town and village…

Behind every badly-read line of video game dialog there is an equally horrific voice actor. Face actor Dean…

There's no playing grab-ass or fighting in the building. You got a grudge against another man, you fight him…

The part of the story I don't like is that the little boy gave up looking for Happy after an hour. He didn't put…

Chuck Greene wasn't the hero of Dead Rising 2. Chuck Greene wasn't the man who faced down the slow flood of zombies…

This block is being designated a Neighborhood Watch Area. There's a guy up here named Snake. He's wearing…

Pete, the personal rancor reflected in that remark I don't intend to dignify with comment. But I would like to…

I grab a deal. I choke him and I kick the shit out of him. All day long got my foot up a deal's ass. Just bang,…