Some Bullshit

2019 might be the strangest year of my life so far. It felt more like a full decade compressed into 365 days. But…

When it comes to video games, “exploration” is kind of a bullshit word, a sexier way of saying hey you’re gonna be…

There is so much dumb bullshit in the Pokémon universe that is not explained and will never be explaned. What’s it…

I’m not new to this Pokémon shit. When I was a knuckleheaded young master, high off Black Radberry Now & Laters and…

One of the biggest surprises in Star Wars Jedi: Fallen Order, out today from developer Respawn, is how much its…

For nearly 20 years, I’ve been sitting in the same piece of shit: a gray swivel chair that I got at Target as a…

There is no elevator pitch for Death Stranding.

I recently picked up Disco Elysium, an introspective detective game that launched on PC a couple of weeks ago. Like…

The worst thing about playing video games in 2019 is the money-grubbing bullshit. The worst thing about buying…

Last week I asked you folks to create some spooky and creepy levels. Halloween is almost here, so what better way to…