Sid Meier's Civilization IV: Gold Edition

Hi, how are you. My name's Elliot, and I'm with the Cub Scouts of America. We're selling uncut cocaine to get to the…

That's the last time, Bender. That the last time you ever make me look bad in front of those kids, you hear me? I…

I grab a deal. I choke him and I kick the shit out of him. All day long got my foot up a deal's ass. Just bang,…

I came up with a new game show idea recently. It's called The Old Game. You got three old guys with loaded guns…

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I've killed women and children. I've killed everything that walks or crawls at one time or another. And I'm here to…

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Alright, well, huge dump forthcoming on Tuesday, with Lego Batman doing the full Ginsburg on seven platforms. Of…