Home Office Hell

Behold my Tango-45 XK5094, a completely mediocre Destiny 2 gun that I’ve finally decided to embrace after weeks of…

My Xbox One has been precariously balanced on top of a stack of books for almost two weeks and will probably stay…

The decade has come and gone, with the passage of time once again showing that we live in a meaningless universe…

For nearly 20 years, I’ve been sitting in the same piece of shit: a gray swivel chair that I got at Target as a…

There is no elevator pitch for Death Stranding.

“Action game.” That’s what Astral Chain’s publisher Nintendo calls it. That’s what its developer Platinum Games…

Hello you beautiful and terrifying love piranhas, and welcome to Ask Dr. NerdLove, the dating advice column for…

Hello you radioactive orgasm otters, and welcome to Ask Dr. NerdLove, the only dating advice column that survived…

Last week, I spent over six hours picking apart Final Fantasy XIV’s new expansion “Shadowbringers” in a lavishly…

As I was growing up, I hated sports. When I was nine, I quit football after two weeks to my dad’s disappointment. By…