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25th century. The mankind has left the Earth to settle other planets. One of the Ark ships arrived in the star system but eventually no habitable planets were discovered. It led to a conflict between three factions — the scientists, the workers and the military — arisen on a planet with the best living conditions.
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Circle Stop, a nice reflex-test of a game, is currently free right now on iTunes and the Android marketplace. Go get it. And try to hit the pink parts, not the blue-ish green parts, and definitely not the blank white expanse. Have fun!
The following is an excerpt from Earthbound, Ken Baumann's upcoming book about Nintendo's cult classic 1994 RPG.
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