Baldies

Baldies

Available on:

PC
PS1
DOS
Mac
Saturn

Genres

Real Time Strategy (RTS), Simulator

Developer

Creative Edge Software

Release Date

December 30, 1995 (30 years ago)

Publisher

Atari Corporation

Content Rating

E

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Summary

Baldies is a real-time strategy video game. In the game, players build and manage a community of the titular short and plump bald characters with the ultimate goal of conquering the world by defeating similarly-looking short little hairy people known as the “Hairies”.

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